chums before bums

The gay version of bros before hoes and sisters before misters. Used regardless of position preference.

Scott: "Yo, poker this evening. Up for it?"
Arnold: "Nah, gonna get me some Derek this evening."
Scott: "Chums before bums, bro."
Arnold: "This great and completely valid argument has fundamentallly changed my world view, so I shall come to this poker game of thine!"

by DarkTemple June 23, 2017

moroccan bum wank

Moroccan bum wank, or MBW for short.

The receiving individual is restrained on the floor by as many friends/colleagues as required.

The person issuing the MBW is naked from the waist down and parades to the crowd/ audience for a few seconds to music( such as the rocky theme tune).
Then, the issuing party squats over the face of the lucky individual so that their nose is in the crack of the bum cheeks, then the issuer sciffs back and forward !!

Job done!

Dill was late for parade, so pipes gave him a Moroccan bum wank

by Nnnnnnndick July 26, 2017

Bum pit

The anal equivalent of an armpit. The intimate area around one’s bumhole. First heard used by Ed Elliot of Dorset. ‘My undies don’t half pong. I need to give my bum pit a good old clean.’

‘Oh Christ, I’ve got a really smelly bum pit. I should have had a good old wash down there before I came out’

by SwissMinty February 22, 2025

pudding bum

heavily obese person

EEE, that lauren is a major pudding bum

by oooochieee April 26, 2021

rich bum

they so call got money but still look bummy & always begging for money !

MARLONE AND TONAXSON ARE RICH BUMS

by Su’asia June 5, 2023

bum bruv

Commonly used in English slang as a butt buddy. A man who has sexual interactions with another man, but not romantically.

Tim and Eric seem too into each other. I think they are bum bruvs.

by CusperSlang June 4, 2024

bum bum

The ultimate comeback if you are losing and argument.

*in mind* ah shit im losing. "bum bum"

by FUCK MEKAL MYERS FUCKED ME October 16, 2021