Upside Down Mustard Container

Upside Down Mustard Container (noun)

1. An idiotic attempt at an insult by someone who can't figure out what a good metaphor is.

2. A plastic container for holding and serving mustard, usually a squeeze bottle that can be placed upside down so that the contents are more quickly and easily accessed.

Time slipped away as he searched his idle brain for the perfect insult after an acquaintance had called him out on his usual shenanigans. Unfortunately, nothing came, so he blurted out, "I hate you! You upside down mustard container!" The man on the receiving end laughed and laughed, and then turned and walked away. He hasn't stopped laughing to this day. Not realizing just how lame his comment was, the one hurling the lame attempt at an insult held his head extra high, smiled in a way that looked more creepy than proud, and patted himself on the back for being such a creative, strong young lad.

by ggirlcolo May 2, 2023

The "Infested" Upside Down Chewbaca

When you take someone's harry ass, vagina, or penis and rub your face all around there crab infested pubes.

I was giving my girlfriend The "Infested" Upside Down Chewbaca.

by Mikey Mozzarella March 18, 2011

upside down meat basket

when someone is super gay and inst afraid to admit it, and most of the time they are a libtard

man: dude watch out for that upside down meat basket over their
man 2: is he/she a libtard?
man: yeah

by crap_posts10101 May 15, 2018

Spicy pineapple upside down cake

When you give a urine sample offer this as a specialty; spin the rim of the sample cup in your bleeding vagina, next dip rim in tajin, following - fill the cup with your urine. Serve with the cap underneath.

I went to the Public Health Clinic and served them my Spicy Pineapple Upside Down Cake...

by Bigteenus March 19, 2021

Upside-down Fruitcake

A Gay man’s prolapse

“Lemme eat your upside-down fruitcake”

by Kitybity October 15, 2025

Upside down shrek

When you put someone face first into a swamp and proceed to butt fuck them as hard as you can while pulling on there ears

I will take you outside luke and give you a upside down shrek

by Upside down shrek June 3, 2022

Upside down Y pose

A pose men with scrotums do when it is a mild to hot day and it's sweaty in the nether regions, so that, therefore, before and after, they're ballsacks do not stick to their legs

"blimey mate, hot as fuck eh?"
"aye mate, doing the upside down Y pose, my balls sticky"
"mate, shave"

by Theyes69 December 16, 2021