evan

evan is one of the biggest greasiest simps known to man. he will leave you for the wife all the time. he’s known for face timing his girlfriend while playing cod with the boys. he likes weird videos about old men spanking their cock. he’s a very special individual, but if you ever have a friend named evan. just make sure you don’t get him a girlfriend cause you will never see him again.
joe “dude, did that guy really ditch the boys for his girl?”

jack “yeah, he is a total EVAN
by sillywillybilly May 31, 2020
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Evan

(noun.) A person who plays clash of clans and is the gayest kid on Earth because he is rushed as hell.
Evan Kaps loves to play and spend money on clash of clans.
by wetrice January 01, 2020
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Evan

The coolest guy on earth.

He is very smart and can create almost anything you desire!
He has a Phd (Pritty Huge Dick)
He is the best guy you will ever meet.
He never cheats on you.
He is the most honest guy you will ever meet.
"Evan has to be the best guy"
by EvanIsVeryHot June 02, 2018
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Evan

"Look at Evan trying to pick up that girl"
"What a fuckin' simp"
by Simp_Lord March 03, 2020
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Evan

The ugly smelly guy who sits in the corner of a gym to watch men most likely a Mexican
See that guy I bet his name is Evan creepy fuck
by Dirty boy 6161 June 21, 2019
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Someone: "Hi Evan"
Someone else: "You cant talk to him hes got wayyyyy to much clout"
by EASHGANNG May 29, 2019
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An asshole, looks ugly, never serious, never finishes his homework, lies a lot
Evan is an asshole
by Sperix___ November 10, 2021
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