Evan

thicc with infinite C's

Alberto~ "Damn man have you seen Evan he is soooooo thicc!!!"
Tony~ "I know, right, bro he's the thiccest of the thicc"

by Albert Alien June 24, 2018

Evans

A nice guy ლ(́◉౪◉‵ლ)

Evans is nice ლ(́◉౪◉‵ლ)

by ლ(́◉౪◉‵ლ) January 19, 2019

Evan

loves HORSE PUSSY

Guy 1 : "Hey, is that Evan over there?"
Guy 2 : "Yeah, he likes horse pussy."
Evan : "HORSE PUSSY!"

by ehsoapsdhdhdhdbbdn October 31, 2017

Evan

A very successful guy. He has a lot of money and has no problems. He is very generous and always helps his friends.

Andy: He has so much money!
Janet: I know right, he's probably an Evan

by thecroissanthathatesu February 12, 2019

Evan

Me(Someone ugly and dumb as fuck); Sometimes a great person who everyone likes; Sometimes extremely intelligent;
Somebody with a fucking amazing reputation; A guy who is fucking OBSESSED with looks

Guy 1: “Hey look it’s Evan”
Guy 2: “Woahhhh I love him already”
Guy 1: “The fuck“

by skskskskandioopsistersevanugly November 3, 2019

Evan

More than likely someone who drives a shit blue car and lacks friends

"That Evan really needs to fuck off"

by bossman7477 July 23, 2018

Evan

Funny, sweet, and hot, too. He is the perfect man, but he can break your heart. He is trustworthy, as long as you get to know him first. If you have an Evan in your life, don't let him go. He is so lovable, it literally just makes me sick. (In a good way). :p

Evan is sooooo hot.

by Evrick June 6, 2019