Where do I even begin with this one? Audrey is so freaking stupid. She probably uses Friyay instead of Friday, which is a blatant bastardization of the term, such a shame to the English lexicon. She doesn't live on planet ass, in fact. She's probably never even BEEN TO planet ass. Probably because she packed cottage cheese in her lunch and ate it with a spork. If I saw a dime and a half walking down the street, I would NOT think that it's Audrey.
Audrey is like poo poo pee pee doo doo caca.
by Your mom (in a sweet voice) April 21, 2025
The most genuine person you’ll ever meet. She has the warmest laugh you’ll ever hear and her smile is contagious. She always sees the good in people and will always be on your side (unless u cross her). She can’t really drive, but she will be the best passenger princess you can ask for. She’s not superficial and finds value in the little things which makes her so REAL. An instant best friend and an unforgettable person.
by Jumbobabe June 29, 2024
She's the most beautiful human being on earth. If you end up with an Audrey, then you are officially the luckiest guy or gal or they/them alive. Don't forget how romantic and flirtatious they are. But watch out, they like to tease you endlessly until you melt.
by willyg1344 May 09, 2022
Audrey is a total bitch. She is the kinda girl that will betray you over and over. Audrey’s are sassy and mean, don’t be friends with an Audrey because you will just be hurt. An Audrey will never be a person you want to hang out with.
by Rocky racooon February 01, 2022
The most amazing girl in the world. Mishaps in some spaces but always really lovable. Tries her best to love you and cherish you and supports you even if she strongly disagrees with you. The funniest girl out there, and really organized.
by Thebodysupporty November 24, 2021
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