Tide Pods

A beautiful snack delivered by the Tide Gods. You can eat them, stick em up yo nanny's ass, or simply wash your clothes, it doesn't matter! :D You can find them in the cleaning section of your local grocery store, though, you might get chased down by one of the employees if you're one of those suspicious 17-year-old edgelords!

Guy 1: "Hey dude, wanna eat somethin'? Ma just bought groceries."
Guy 2: "Sure dude.
Guy 1's Mom: "BILLY! DON'T YOU BE EATING THOSE TIDE PODS AGAIN, MOMMY WILL SPANK YOU."

by Fuck Life, Fuck You February 16, 2018

tide-lee

A tide-lee is an odd person who can’t control how silly and/or stupid he or she can be.

A tide-Lee is not a bad one person, they can have great qualities too but mostly he or she is just a total silly bugger and tnuc.

Person 1: check out that guy smelling his own farts!

Person 2: hahaha that guy is such a tide-lee!

by Spacefucker November 23, 2021

Campus Tide Pod

You need lube, but because your campus living/ on a budget, the only thing you had to suffice was laundry detergent.

I needed some lube, but money was tight. The next best thing was some laundry detergent. While some people at the time were eating them, I figured I could rebrand the Tide Pod in a positive way; the Campus Tide Pod.

by Stripper Salt September 6, 2022

Rising Tide Charter School

The worst school in the state of Massachusetts. If you want your child to be around goofy ass kids that don't play sports and play video games all day go here. Also if you want your child to not be comfortable in school RT is the school for you. Lastly if you want your child to be under more stress than a middle aged woman in her mid life crisis you should definitely send your kid to rising tide the shitiest joke of a school to ever be created.

If you want your kid to commit suicide send them to Rising Tide Charter School.

by Joe Ingles sniffs lizards February 4, 2021

Tide Pod

Anyone younger than Generation X who believes in the global warming religion, socialism, and open borders. A young person who thinks that they know more than their elders. Because these kids are eating Tide Pods.

Them: Ok Boomer
Response: Ok Tide Pod

by beasterman1 November 21, 2019

Rising Tide Charter School

A place wear girls have bangs, Everyones bisexuals and everyones is weird.

I used to like girls until my mom made me go to Rising Tide Charter School and now I like guys too

by Black Girl 4000 October 29, 2019

High Tide

The period of time where your place is tidy enough to make a good impression on house guests.

Guests will be sailing through the door any moment so we need to bring the house up to high tide. It’ll ebb back down to its natural state of chaos in low tide as soon as they’re gone, which is fine, but I can’t even swing a cat in here right now.

by Ohcomeonman May 6, 2019