Thirty Finger Handjob

A handjob, as the name implies, consisting of thirty fingers. Your significant other purchases finger puppets 🤚🏼 for each finger and puts them all on prior to initiating a handjob. They then give a rigorous sensory overload handjob with 30 fingers for increased pleasure...think of it is as the ribbed condom of handjobs.

My girlfriend wanted to up her handjob game. So she decided to bust out the thirty finger handjob to bring it to the next level...so many fingers fro so much pleasure.

by TippyDippy85 September 7, 2020

Dirty Thirty

When you reach thirty years of age and are in complete denial and act like a complete reckless penis to compensate the fact your slowly dying

Oh someone clearly reached their dirty thirty

by Bm24310 January 30, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>Thirty Inidivduals Consentually Struck Angel Jose RObles <Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna> At His Consentual Behest Because THey As Inidividuals Did Not Care If Saheem Malik Valdery Is Scared Of Purchasing Atmos/Nike Collaborated Products<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Thirty Inidivduals Consentually Struck Angel Jose RObles <Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna> At His Consentual Behest Because THey As Inidividuals Did Not Care If Saheem Malik Valdery Is Scared Of Purchasing Atmos/Nike Collaborated Products<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Thirty Inidivduals Consentually Struck Angel Jose RObles <Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna> At His Consentual Behest Because THey As Inidividuals Did Not Care If Saheem Malik Valdery Is Scared Of Purchasing Atmos/Nike Collaborated Products<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025

《¤》Thirty《¤》Phones《¤》And《¤》Thirty《¤》Thiusand《¤》Years《¤》Of《¤》Technophobia《¤》Is《¤》Country《¤》Of《¤》Telugu《¤》

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《¤》Thirty《¤》Phones《¤》And《¤》Thirty《¤》Thiusand《¤》Years《¤》Of《¤》Technophobia《¤》Is《¤》Country《¤》Of《¤》Telugu《¤》

by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 25, 2025

THIRTY RACKS

A stack of money

I jus spent THIRTY RACKS on that bitch

by hshshsysnsbsudhd November 26, 2017

Parking Thirty

One specific and unnamed individual who always takes up 3 spots with his sedan

Person 1: "I hate that old parking thirty!"

Person 55: "Don't we all?"

by two me i ak March 7, 2024

《¤》Sally 《¤》Brompton 《¤》Only《¤》 Thinks《¤》 Of《¤》 The 《¤》Angel《¤》 Number 《¤》Five 《¤》Thousand《¤》 And《¤》 Thirty《¤》 Five《¤》

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《¤》Sally 《¤》Brompton 《¤》Only《¤》 Thinks《¤》 Of《¤》 The 《¤》Angel《¤》 Number 《¤》Five 《¤》Thousand《¤》 And《¤》 Thirty《¤》 Five《¤》

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 7, 2025