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hairy walrus

dammmmmmnnn she got a hairy walrus
by potatototo123 April 6, 2017
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Snotty Walrus

Whilst receiving a blowjob you surprise the giver with a giant cumshot while pushing her head down hard so she can’t pull back. As you cum down her throat she will inevitably gag and the only airway for escape is the nose.

All of your baby batter will exit out the nose hanging from the nostrils, making her look like a walrus made of snot. White hot jizz snot.
Hey man, I totally made a mess in there with that chick. I gave her a snotty walrus
by Paddywhack- November 23, 2021
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Walrus-bomb

Walrus-bomb (v.): 1) Sex with someone with a BMI of over 40, most commonly on the springboard at the YMCA pool. 2) Influx of disturbing, yet oddly sensual photographs on a social media site. 3) When the influx of number 2 causes number 1.
I totally walrus-bombed that chick in the handicapped bathroom at Chilis.

I just watched Happy Feet, and I feel all horny and I need to walrus-bomb.
by Curshmanspiral November 5, 2012
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icy walrus

The Fashion in which a male cums in a girls mouth and slightly hits her in the throat to make the cum come out of her nose thus looking like an icy walrus.
by LongDrod8852 March 6, 2016
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frothy walrus

when a guy is getting a blow job, right when he cums he hits her in the chest causing cum to cum out of her noise
by Jizzer January 23, 2005
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walrus slap

Flat-palm slapping a woman's wet vagina. The hand resembles a walrus "flipper" and the wet slap will remind one of the sound of waves crashing.
"Here comes the walrus slap!"
"Wait what--"
(squelsh)
by Twist of Lemon February 18, 2013
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Blind Walrus

While having sex with a heavy set women(fat ass) you think you are vigorously pounding her vagina. She then informs you that your penis has not penetrated her yet. You then realize that all you have been doing is fucking her FUPA (Fat upper pussy area).
I really pulled a blind walrus last night
by Ledroe December 22, 2008
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