Derp eye

Caused by a lack of masturbation

Krista has derp eye, must have been a while.

by Tantlocker June 21, 2019

Johnny Derp

A man who lies when talking about how his ex-wife severely cut his finger. An abuser whose masculinity was challenged when his victim of an ex-wife wrote an OpEd in a national newspaper talking about her experience, and never once actually named him, but he still wrongly sues her for defamation, wins, but then screws up with the settlement. An actor who constantly is late to set & verbally abuses members of the film's crew.

Girl 1: Hey, bestie, I need to get away from my boyfriend.

Girl 2: Why? What's he been doing?

Girl 1: Girl, he's totally been acting like a Johnny Derp.

Girl 2: Oh wow. Yea, you REALLY need to get away from an abuser & liar like that.

by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre May 20, 2023

slurp-a-derp

The act of giving head, blow job, oral, eating out, etc... the word is a combination of "slurp" for sucking & "derp" for sounds being made while attempting to talk with genitalia in ones mouth.

It's that time of the month, so Jenny gave Johnny a little slurp-a-derp to calm him after his busy day.

by RaCeR_X December 3, 2013

Corporal Derp

Corporal Derp is any AI (artificial intelligence) in a video game that makes a fool of themselves in any way.

1) In the situation of you playing splinter cell, a guard trips and falls in a cut scene.
2) AI stands in front of you, asks "Where did he go?" when you are in plain sight, AI gains status of 'Corporal Derp'.

by dreadnotty October 27, 2009

Yudi Derp

Yudi Derp is a Minecraft (LOL) YouTuber who started his channel in 2017 on the 27th of July. His channel currently has 1.48k subscribers and his channel in total has gotten 152k views, his most popular video being a Christmas montage made in 2020 which got 17k views. He has made a few collabs, one of the main people being someone called Spoal, formerly MinePro, WhyUMad, addemannen, NotABus, iPing, you get it, he's had a lot of names.

Person 1: wyd bruvva
Person 2: watching Yudi Derp, you should sub!

by liverpoolontop April 16, 2022

herp derp

A rage face showing expression of dumbness or suprising.

Hey, look, it's the herp derp face!

by superworddude May 16, 2014

Derping Shrimp

A term used for the ultimate derp of all time.

So, I just found a cow in my sink yesterday.
You derping shrimp.

by LocalDerpingShrimp September 25, 2011