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Blizzard Chimp

A low IQ wigger from the Nordic countries of Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Finland and Iceland.

While these countries are famed for highly educated and productive members of society, there are social welfare grubbing, reclusive NEETs that slip through the cracks and spend the majority of their adult lives shitposting online and generally being a faggot.

They are a blizzard chimp.
Bjorn: My brother is 38 and still living with our parents, he uses African American slang and spends his day posting edgy memes on discord.

Lars: I'm sorry but it sounds like he's become a blizzard chimp.
by zoomcalf August 7, 2022
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blizzard of ahhs

When 5 or more guys cum in a girls face at the same time producing a white out effect on the girls vision.
The whole football team had their way sexually with Jenny and finished her off with a Blizzard of Ahhs so bad she couldn't see clearly for a week .
by StainsandSmears April 18, 2018
mugGet the blizzard of ahhsmug.

Blizzard Patches

When you eat too much blue food dye and your leaving blue shits in the toilet, much like any game patch released by Blizzard entertainment.
I had so much blue raspberry ice cream I've been dropping nothing but blizzard patches.
by WiCthulhu July 19, 2023
mugGet the Blizzard Patchesmug.

Did you know he used to work for blizzard

Its used to describe a person who repeats, contradicts and are generally egotistical and "so far up their own ass" to admit any fault or wrongdoing
"Its alright, but did you know he used to work for blizzard:
You can also use
"I literally never talk about working for blizzard"
by SoftwarPirate July 25, 2025
mugGet the Did you know he used to work for blizzardmug.

earthquakenado blizzard

The mightiest storm know to man. The only places to find it is mainly Oklahoma and sometimes Kansas.
My flight was canceled when an earthquakenado blizzard hit Oklahoma city.
by borse14 July 15, 2017
mugGet the earthquakenado blizzardmug.

Quizzard Blizzard

When a female wizard explosively queefs large quantities of blizz (a mixture of jizz and blood). Usually it involves magic spells, also.
Dude, I gotta quit dropping acid. I swear just saw a quizzard blizzard.
mugGet the Quizzard Blizzardmug.

Blizzard of 2022

Blizzard of 2022 - Western New York saw days of sustained blizzard conditions, which dropped over 48 inches of snow and sent temperatures plummeting to minus 22 degrees when accounting for wind chill.

The storm began to form on December 21, 2022, strengthening over the Northern Plains. It began to intensify over the next day

Storm-related deaths were reported in recent days all over the country: 12 in Erie County, New York, ranging in age from 26 to 93 years old, and another in Niagara County where a 27-year-old man was overcome by carbon monoxide after snow blocked his furnace; 10 in Ohio state, including an electrocuted utility worker and those killed in multiple car crashes; six motorists killed in crashes in Missouri state, Kansas and Kentucky; a Vermont woman struck by a falling branch; an apparently homeless man found amid Colorado's subzero temperatures; and a woman who fell through Wisconsin river ice.
The Blizzard of 2022 ,Buffalo's mayor called a "once-in-a-generation storm."

On Sunday, New York Gov said, almost every fire truck in the city of Buffalo had been stranded amid super-size snowdrifts.

Some people were found in cars, some were found on the street in snowbanks, there were people who have been stuck in cars for more than 2 days.
by Blu_leef December 26, 2022
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