Appuratus the Third

The greatest enemy of Alexander The Good, once fought against the Queen of England. Ruler and monarch of every region in existence and the ancestor of Hau Vin and Edmund

Appuratus the Third is my dad.

by Avuevueosas69 January 19, 2023

stuck on the third

When you're stuck on third base or can't get past.

"Hey man I'm stuck on the third. Can u give me some tips?"

by I'm_invisible August 13, 2015

the third of december

Give someone your sweater (heather by conan gray)

I still remember, the third of december, me in your sweater, you said it looked better on me than it did you

by i wish i was heather December 03, 2022

third P

Just right, perfect, as in "the third bowl of porridge" from Goldilocks and the 3 Bears.

Those broads is nasty, but that blonde one is the THIRD P!

by Fuller April 23, 2003

Third Method

When a girl gives birth to a baby over the toilet and she flushes it to get rid of the baby. Babies who survive usually become dumpster babies.

Carlos: Hey did you hear about what happened yesterday at prom night?
Kevin: What happened?
Carlos: Karen pulled the Third Method in the Female Bathroom Stalls!
Kevin: Wow! I hope her parents don't find out!

by Kalvinater April 22, 2019

third plane

A lack of success in something, or an unsuccessful attempt at doing something. Something that falls short of what is required or expected.

referring to the third plane used in the September 11th attacks

see also: first plane and second plane

He wants to pass the test, but is worried he will third plane.

by Helbard December 08, 2003

third liner

A derogatory term for an athlete on a team sport not reaching his/her potential

Larry … oh Larry …. He tries, but really he is just a third liner.

by Third Coach April 02, 2023