pond lad

a pond lad is a magical lad who lives in a pond. Kind of like the Lady of the Lake, but way cooler and pond-based. He gives people magic pond boons in return for catching fish and is on very good terms with the local newts. He might be an exhibitionist.

Person 1: Why isn't Ray wearing any clothes?
Person 2: I think that's just Pond Lad

by k'rk November 21, 2023

pond crane

Tall, unusually lanky welding inspector. Can be identified by its extremely long legs. Most commonly found wading through welders tears on pipeline right-of-ways.

"There goes that ol' pond crane shutting the job down for no reason again.."

by Pipeline Pierce January 17, 2017

Ponding

When your golf ball gets extremely close to a body of water without going in. The ball and water become very close friends.

My golf ball was ponding with the creek on hole number 1.

by H2omeier June 27, 2017

Punch By the Pond

For one to urinate. To take a leak

I need to punch by the Pond.

by Dale Bingman June 1, 2016

Pond Diver

Carpenter Cunts that come from Powell Riva who are bottom feeders

You hear Nick T was a bit of a Pond Diver last night trying to drag any old cunt ome

by AussieCunt not pond diver April 28, 2023

pond rot

When your skin starts to get red and chafe after leaving wet clothing on for too long

Friend 1: friend 2, we went swimming hours ago and you’re still wearing your bathing suit
Friend 2: yeah… so?
Friend 1: you’re gonna get pond rot!

by Abbymushrooms May 14, 2022

Rainbow Pond

A“Rainbow Pond” is the same thing as a “Pond” which is another way of labelling a type/sexual community except it is in reference to the LGBTQ Community because of the use of the word “Rainbow.”

Pond - is basically a metaphor for a group of fishes (people) that swim one way. In other words, it’s another way of labelling the straight/heterosexual community.

Rainbow Pond - is the same thing as Pond but due to the word “Rainbow” which refers to LGBTQ and Pride. The metaphor for the fishes within the pond are all fishes that swim more than one way (they’re people part of the LGBTQ Community).

Mercedeze: Never have i ever had sex with the same gender.

Sammie: Guilty as charged.
Mercedeze: Girl, no comment *winky emoji*
Chris: @Mercedeze Honey, yould you ever dip your toes in the Rainbow pond? LOL
Mercedeze: @Chris My Rainbow has a little pink in it.

by Issafact786 March 13, 2023