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Mechanical Chris

When you pin a person down into the doggy style position, spread their anus out with metal clamps, rub butter on their asshole walls as you pour hydrochloric acid and take a sandpaper dildo wrapped in barbed wire and go to town on them.
“Timmy, I swear to god if you don’t clean up your room I will give you a mechanical chris”
by MechanicalChrisLover May 25, 2024
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Tom the affordable mechanic

A gay bisexual man pretending to fix thing and have a imagery trapline
You totally tom the affordable mechaniced it you know how it is
by Tom wealy December 26, 2021
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Big Mechanic

A man who is highly well trained in fixing or repairing vehicles, A person who is highly well educated in vehicles.
Yo big mechanic whats wrong with this car.
by Repoeman May 21, 2010
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Quantum Dick Mechanics

The phenomenon that occurs when looking at once own penis from differing angles. For example from their own perspective versus in a mirror.

The penis will seem to be a completely different size.
Josh tried to explain Quantum Dick Mechanics to me the other day. Apparently it's all about perspective.
by FrostieCooky July 3, 2019
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AP Physics C: Mechanics

A class where you realize you're stupid as fuck compared to everyone else. This is also one of the first classes where the grading is different compared to the usual US Grading System. It's college level intro class to mechanical physics, usually taken by Juniors and Seniors in High School but nobody really gives a fuck about that unless if you're some soulless college admission dude.
"Hey dude what science class are you taking this year?" - John
"I'm taking AP Physics C: Mechanics, I heard its easy" - Jerry
"W...Where'd you hear that from...?" - John
"Uh... some Sophomore that already took AP Calc BC" - Jerry (He's about to fucking fail)
by TheEskimo747 December 16, 2023
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Social Mechanics

The Art of Becoming a Cyborg through the relationship of logic and Legal Paralegal writings
Spock said “Social Mechanics”is his only writings
by TheHangMan December 16, 2024
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