When your tired of running to the bathroom because your nose is running and you have no tissues so you roll a piece of toilet paper and fold it to make a nose tampon.
by gabriellebrok November 24, 2016

When you soak your tampons in only the finest French champagnes. Such as a Salon Blanc de Blancs Le Mesnil-sur-Oger 2002. or a Pol Roger Sir Winston Churchill. Chilled is best, the champagne and the tampon.
"J'ai trempé mon tampon uniquement dans le meilleur champagne français" - How you tell people you are doing the French Tampon.
by Le Chatouilleur Français March 7, 2023

by slackersgirl2015 January 8, 2015

A person who buys out the whole stock of tampons because they fear that they will not have enough tampons to last the winter. So to solve this problem, they buy up shelves at one time.
David: Hey Natasha, whatcha doin there?
Natasha: Nothing much, im just harvesting some tampons for the winter!
David: Oh dont tell me your a tampon farmer.
Natasha: fuck no! i aint no farmer im grown up now i have boobies the size of ur head
Natasha: Nothing much, im just harvesting some tampons for the winter!
David: Oh dont tell me your a tampon farmer.
Natasha: fuck no! i aint no farmer im grown up now i have boobies the size of ur head
by chelsea chealsea boom boom July 30, 2010

by Tampon snapback June 27, 2019

The product of toilet paper being rolled up and shoved up the anal cavity in order to prevent swamp ass;the combination a sweat and poop in the butthole
by Slaybae24 October 15, 2017

When you don’t know what your Gf is allergic to, so you bail on snacks and buy her period pads and tampons instead because the thicker they are the happier the girl will be.
by Dentor February 16, 2020
