Sylvie

A total bitch who thinks she's better than everyone else. She thinks she's "so smart", but she is only book smart, and has no knowledge of how you're supposed to act. Nobody likes her - yet she tries to be everyone's friend. You have to pretend to be her friend or else she'll come after you like a piece of prey. Sylvie has mega anger issues, which everybody finds annoying. She doesn't want anything to do with the 21st century, and she thinks technology is stupid. She has no life whatsoever, and if it's not educational, she doesn't want anything to do with it. Sylvie won't succeed far in life, because smarts aren't the only thing that matter! If your coworkers don't like you, you're getting your ass fired! I wouldn't hire somebody like her in a heartbeat! She can't work in groups, she isn't social at all, she is so self-absorbed, and lacks any empathy. I'm pretty sure she's a sociopath, too. Don't trust anybody with this name - stay far away from them. Sylvie also is overly obsessed with presidents, politics, and history - And everybody hates it.

Girl 1: Hey, did you know if we had any-
Sylvie (aka a bitch): DO NOT TALK TO ME!!!! IF IT'S NOT ABOUT POLITICS AND HISTORY I DON'T WANT TO HEAR A WORD FROM YOUR DAMN MOUTH

Girl 1: Okay, okay, ch-

Bitch: EXCUSE ME?!??!?! I DO NOT CHILL. NOW GO DIE!!!!

by Jughead Jones - I define names October 8, 2018

salvia

a family of around 1000 plants suck as salvia officianials or salvia divinorum
the most famous salvia is salvia divinorum with its spacey propaties. but salvia divinorum is unlike anyother drug out there

theres 1000 different types of salvias

by JOSH B FROM NEW JERSEY! July 2, 2004

sylviane

The sexiest beast discovered on earth. She is incomparable. Sylvianes love acting like a chicken in their spare time. However, they often smell like blue cheese in the morning due to their tendency of swimming in cheesy mud at night.

Girl 1: Is that a Sylviane overthere?
Girl 2: I'm not sure (blue cheese smell wafts by) Oh yes, indeed that is a Sylviane right there!

by slandinaria January 11, 2013

salvia divinorum

A sacred Mexican herb said to have been given to mexicans by space travellers. It very rarely reproduces on it own accord and has to be perpetuated by making cuttings. Still legal in the UK due to it being so new. A crap (legal) cannabis alternative. Smoking it makes you feel shitty, this is followed by an immediate come-down which is also very odd. Drinking an infusion is exactly the same but slower. Quite expensive too - top notch cannabis bud is much cheaper and better. Salvia Tastes like sour attic dust. If you have to buy some get 10x strength or above.

Fuck me that Salvia bottle bag has completely spasticated me i can't move - when will it wear off?

by Matt October 20, 2004

nissan silvia

1989 - 92 model Japanese sports car

Popular for the sport of drifting

Known as B.O.S's (Buckets Of Shit) to NSW Highway Patrol

Look there goes a BOS. aka nissan silvia

by DK.513 October 21, 2010

Salvia

Ah, The bad medicine. Salvia lasts about 10 to 20 minutes when smoked. For some, a noticeable effect is a feeling of heaviness of the body first, and somehow, at the same time exiting the physical body, and forgetting the person ever existed, and exists only as a tunnel of consciousness stretching across the universe. Physically thinking they are made of a truck seat, the truck seat is their body, and their body is the truck seat. Followed by pairs of eyes staring, and any attempt to drink a cup of water results in dry water pouring down the throat. Stuff like that, I see why it's tribal use is not in a smokeable form.

Take a hit of the Salvia it will put you in the trash can. It's so true it really will put you directly in the trash can, where you are trapped for 15 minutes before you escape.

by Solid Mantis August 1, 2016

Salvia

Worse than suicide. If you hate yourself, do some suicide. If you more than hate yourself, smoke some salvia!

where did you put the salvia bro?" "I put it next to the cyanide and razors, you worthless cunt

by cut off my penis August 5, 2010