Chocomel suprise

A sexual act in which one partner keeps a generous mouthful of chocolate milk (ideally room temperature for maximum shock value) during anal sex. At the peak moment of intensity — just as the other partner lets go — the chocomel is spit dramatically onto their lower back, accompanied by the shout: “It’s raining cocoa, baby!”

Variations:

The Warm Wiener: Same idea, but performed in a bathtub for extra splash zone.

The Double Chocolate Factory: When both partners have chocolate milk... use your imagination. Bonus points for sound effects.

Lets do the chocomel suprise

by Henk1944 April 12, 2025

Bugs' Suprise

Before finishing intercourse with a partner, ejaculate on their face and sit next them, then pulling out a carrot and saying, "What's up doc?" while eating the carrot.

"Yo bro, I pulled a Bugs' Suprise last night with my girl as I munched on a carrot after unloading on her face."

by Box Vzr August 7, 2024

Suprise

Suprise is a guy who really loves girls or women and doesn't hesitate to date as many girls or women as he likes, he also a very creative person when it comes to music and giving out the best advises to people who really need it, he's also a very well know person, a people's person and very passionate about loveing and caring for others. His a huge music lover and also wants to be on stage one day and explore the world. He's always that guy who asks you "how you doing today" he's always been there for you and will always be there. He's also a very funny guy and Talent in sports and will give his ultimate best to be out there.

Text suprise and you'll see what kind of a person you've been missing all along

by @Youur one and only April 10, 2022

Spaghetti suprise

When one slurps out a females bloody tampon out of there vagina

Yea man, I was going down on her last night and pulled a spaghetti suprise on her

by Trevor04 January 13, 2020

suprise turd

The unexpected peaker which results in utter panic and stress. Can also be referred to as the turtle head or peaker. It can make one feel uncomfortable in their surroundings. The last thing you want on a bus journey home.

"Dude I've got a suprised turd what do I do?!"

" run for your life and squeeze really tight!"

suprise turd turtle head peaker

by Kick your ass February 19, 2014

Mctyson suprise

The act of aggressively biting your partners ear during sex while their eating the mcrib

“Damn she was hot, i would have liked it if she didn’t give me a mctyson suprise”

by Original Pseudonym November 3, 2021

Unpleasant suprise

Something/someone that makes you unhappy to see it/them.

1) You again? Wow, what an unpleasant suprise, this is so unexpected!

2) Donald Trump's first election was an unpleasant surprise, so you would think his second one would also be one when/if he did it again.

by Solid Mantis December 19, 2020