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Steven Wilson

Extremely talented multi-instrumentalist, vocalist, lyricist, and producer. Most noted for beginning Porcupine Tree; one of the best Prog bands ever and one of the few to rival the likes of Tool or Dream Theater. Has done multiple side projects with other noteable musicians such as Mikael Akerfeldt and Tim Bowness. Quite alot of his songs sound like they are about rape, but they definitely aren't ear-rape.
Dude:Did you hear Kanye West killed himself?
Lebowski: No way! Why?
Dude: He heard a Porcupine Tree Track.
Lebowski: Ahh... makes sense.

Dude1: Man... Steven Wilson has more talent in his beard than all Pop musicians combined.
Dude2: Steven Wilson doesn't have a beard.
Dude1: Exactly.
by Narwhalsrkewl June 27, 2013
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Clint Stevens

A streamer that loves to choke, usually seen speed running Mario and halfway through the run he goes to do something else like play Connect Four with T-Pain.
My brother is SUCH a Clint Stevens, he always bails out of things midway!
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Even-steven

(noun/verb) Mutual partners in an even and equal sexual exchange; the act of an even and equal sexual exchange, more often than not a reference to the sixty-nine position.
Old fashioned in his ways, Nikki insisted of paying for dinner as he felt any decent gentleman would. However when he and Shannon got to the bedroom he also adamantly insisted to go Even-steven, specifically Shannon riding his face and sucking his cock while he underneath her heavenly body with his tongue buried in her sweet pussy or up her snug, just-as-sweet asshole. With an unhidden smile Shannon thought this idea, which never seem to get old or boring, was a win for both of them. Moreover she remembered, 'I just washed those sheets earlier today......oh well' as she shifted slyly out of her sexy, tight jeans as they began to touch.....
by Nikki Stixx December 10, 2020
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Steven He

A failure

He has no friends
Even though his father is the face of Beijing corn Steven is still a failure.

He is so dumb he gets B in maths.
His YouTube channel is so bad that his father gets more followers on Tiktok.
Basically a failure.
You know Steven He?”

“Yea such a failure.”
by SUPER ROOSTER18 July 6, 2021
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Michael Stevens

A smart bald man who can send you into an existential crisis.
also likes you to play with his 'toys'.
he is the subject of many memes
Hey! Vsauce Michael here.
Here... but, WHERE is HERE?
AND WHY IS MY NAME Michael Stevens!!!
by trollface 5333 June 12, 2019
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ZhouPLIEAK Steven

ZhouPLIEAK Steven is ZhouMAK Steven's nickname, first created by 8745. He is famous for dating SIX girls at the same time. He also makes weird hand gestures while doing stuff. Especially while doing presentations.
ZhouPLIEAK Steven tried slapping his face when doing a presentation.

Steven: Presentation Presentat...

Steven slaps his face.

All students: NONONONO SOMEONE HELP HIM
by JohnMakFan January 10, 2021
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Clint Stevens

Dammit I missed a throw, I hope I don’t pull a Clint Stevens
by brub6969 July 14, 2020
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