Sitting Shoes

noun. Referring to women's shoes that cannot be walked in for a greater time than 15 minutes. (e.g., stilettos)

Hello, sitting shoes are meant for sitting and not walking 15 blocks in.

by iscabbile August 18, 2009

cough on the shoe

If someone is being a general mothefucker and pissing you off, this can be an easy to phrase to use to insult and hurt them. Cough on the shoe is a basic fuck you and piss off, but with a formal twist. Call me a magician

(Mid argument) ‘Oh well you can go cough on the shoe”
(Or keep it short and sweet) ‘cough on the shoe bitch”

by ariana’ssandwhiches October 24, 2019

deuce shoes

Shoes worn only when one drops a deuce in an office bathroom so co-workers do not recognize who occupies the stall

I put on my deuce shoes so the boss wouldn't talk to me while I was taking a crap.

by HogieSTL July 7, 2008

baked shoes

a pair of shoes that have been cooked in a microwave for atleast 2 minutes at high setting to get them warm for when you are gonna walk somewhere

guy 1- bro i got some comfy baked shoes bro, wanna try them?
guy 2- what the fuck is wrong with you?

by iGrim April 19, 2021

Shoe Stuffer

Someone who buys shoes 5 sizes larger than their actual foot, because they want people to think they have a big wang

Person1: Dylan is does not have a size 15 hes just stuffs it, fucking Shoe Stuffer

Person2: yea he just tries to appear big to people, Shoe Stuffing tool bag

by The Walrus12354 July 23, 2011

piece of shoe

an alternative or censored way of saying "piece of shit"

"I will beat you to the ground, you piece of shoe"

by nsolo1717 November 25, 2013

Shoe Strap

If you are keeping something shoe strap it means to keep something down pact and under control.

Larry keep your gerbil shoe strap or else buddy finna die...

by PenetratedHotDog December 30, 2018