noun. Referring to women's shoes that cannot be walked in for a greater time than 15 minutes. (e.g., stilettos)
by iscabbile August 18, 2009

If someone is being a general mothefucker and pissing you off, this can be an easy to phrase to use to insult and hurt them. Cough on the shoe is a basic fuck you and piss off, but with a formal twist. Call me a magician
(Mid argument) ‘Oh well you can go cough on the shoe”
(Or keep it short and sweet) ‘cough on the shoe bitch”
(Or keep it short and sweet) ‘cough on the shoe bitch”
by ariana’ssandwhiches October 24, 2019

Shoes worn only when one drops a deuce in an office bathroom so co-workers do not recognize who occupies the stall
by HogieSTL July 7, 2008

a pair of shoes that have been cooked in a microwave for atleast 2 minutes at high setting to get them warm for when you are gonna walk somewhere
guy 1- bro i got some comfy baked shoes bro, wanna try them?
guy 2- what the fuck is wrong with you?
guy 2- what the fuck is wrong with you?
by iGrim April 19, 2021

Someone who buys shoes 5 sizes larger than their actual foot, because they want people to think they have a big wang
Person1: Dylan is does not have a size 15 hes just stuffs it, fucking Shoe Stuffer
Person2: yea he just tries to appear big to people, Shoe Stuffing tool bag
Person2: yea he just tries to appear big to people, Shoe Stuffing tool bag
by The Walrus12354 July 23, 2011

by nsolo1717 November 25, 2013

by PenetratedHotDog December 30, 2018
