Seattle Soft Serve

Defined by sticking an index finger in someones colon during defecation and rotating your fingers so that the fecal matter comes out soft like soft serve ice cream and placing it on the face or chest but doesn't occur unless your in Seattle.

1) Dude, you just got served some soft serve

2) Dude what the fucks on my face?

3) I want some of your SSS in my face

4) I like some Seattle soft serve on a hot day

Seattle Soft Serve by Seattle soft server July 10, 2010

Seattle Burrito 

A Seattle Burrito is a sexual act where one lover deffocates on another lover's penis, and then rubs it around the entire penis, and then continues to perform oral sex on the feces covered penis.

Man, my girl gave me a Seattle Burrito last night. That was fucked up.

Seattle Burrito by Edward Billinson September 27, 2007

Seattle Stalljack 

defined by sitting in the stall of a public restroom when an unknown stranger bursts in places his private in your mouth. Slaps you in face a couple of times, then turns you around and cums on your rear side then departs.

I was just Seattle stalljacked.

Seattle Stalljack by Detonical October 24, 2014

Seattle washout 

When two lesbians are scissoring and one has the runs The other may receive A vagina full of feces

Sandy gave Becky a Seattle washout

Seattle washout by JohnnyAmerica July 2, 2018

Seattle Seahawks 

A football team that defines "mediocre". Their playing style is consistently like Seattle culture, i.e. they play like it would be impolite to ever ram a football down an opponent's throat and win big, because they'd "make someone feel bad". Even the superbowl appearance of a few years ago was embarassing. They're seldom excellent, and in the rare instances when they do well, it's because they're accidentally less bad than anyone else.

"Aw man, I missed the Seattle Seahawks game!"

"Don't worry, you didn't miss much. Like usual."

Seattle Seahawks by PFabian December 20, 2008

Seattle Super Sandwich 

When a guy has a boner and the girl makes a sandwich by sliding bread, meat, other toppings, and then another piece of bread on the hard cock with man made mayo.

Gosh, i'm hungry, honey can u make me a Seattle Super Sandwich.

Seattle Super Sandwich by coreyschwartz June 5, 2007

Seattle Sidecar 

A move where you prop a woman up in a sideways position and proceed to pound it like Seattle rush hour traffic.

Hey baby, ever hear of the Seattle Sidecar?

Seattle Sidecar by The Better Legend May 28, 2010