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schrodinger's flirt

when someone makes a thirsty comment about someone else and retroactively decides whether it was a joke or not based on everyone else's reaction
"A: she is so hot"
"B: bro you cant say that"
"A: haha of course not, i was joking"
"B: must be schrodinger's flirt"
by dickrider39 November 13, 2023
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schrodinger's vinyl

A vinyl record that has remained unopened or unplayed for an extended period, leaving its actual condition unknown. The record could be pristine, warped, scratched, or otherwise damaged, but the owner avoids opening it out of fear of discovering its true state—preferring to exist in blissful ignorance.
I still haven’t checked out that rare LP I bought in 2015—total schrodinger's vinyl situation over here.

Every collector has at least one schrodinger's vinyl on their shelf, too scared to find out if it survived years in the attic.

That sealed album is schrodinger’s vinyl; it’s both mint and ruined until you crack it open.
by Concerned vinyl collector July 16, 2025
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Schrodinger's Ragebait

A statement comprised of the author's genuine beliefs that can be explained as ragebait by the author, defending themselves against critique, depending on the overall reaction to said statement.
Person 1 (Truthfully): The moon landing was completely fabricated!
Person 2: Holy shit there's no way you're that retarded!
Person 1 (Lying Bastard): Easiest ragebait of my life!
Person 2: Schrodinger's Ragebait 0/10.
by Gorbster1 February 23, 2025
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Schrodinger's Aim

A joking term in video gaming. Said to someone or to oneself when their shooting accuracy is somehow both deadly accurate and extremely abysmal at random times throughout a game round or session.
"Bro, how are you somehow getting major kill streaks and making some of the worst shots I've ever seen in my life right now?"
"I don't know, man. I have Schrodinger's Aim tonight."
by Dexen Xeptar November 30, 2024
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Schrodinger's nude

If u can see the majority of buttock but can't visually confirm the presence of a panty in a photo, the girl in said photo is simultaneously both naked and not naked below the waist.
John: "Facebook's dumb bot zucc'd me again!"
Jack: "For what?"
John: "Sharing a Schrodinger's nude pic."
Jack: "That sucks, dude."
by PluGuGuu April 19, 2023
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Schrodinger's Smut

(Not to be confused with Schrodinger smut)

In which something is simultaneously the horniest thing you'll ever read and just barely erotic.
"Dude just read the horniest wireplay fanfic!"
"Don't those just involve people making robots horny by twisting some wires?"
"ya it's so erotic"

"So some ol' Schrodinger's Smut"
by Penny Cat August 20, 2025
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Schrodinger's comedian

Somebody who says something really unfunny, then decides whether or not to say it was meant to be unfunny based on the people's reactions around him.
Rob: "Guys, skibidi rizz!"

Mark: "That was so unfunny."

Rob: "It was meant to be unfunny!"

Mark: "You're such a Schrodinger's comedian."
by EnderThatGuy February 4, 2025
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