samantha balazik

coolest kid around. 🤠🥵‼️ @sbalazik amosc ;)

“samantha is so cool”
“ikr”
minion or bob fo today
samantha balazik means - 🤠

by airpod6969 March 23, 2019

Samantha a la thot

A french saying meaning quite literally samantha of the thot. This expression is used quite a lot throughout eastern europe and can be used to describe anyone by the name of samantha. It is a useful proverb for those in the town of holmdel where 70% of the people speak french and apparently holmdel is where the french saying originated.

Damn bro samantha really is samantha a la thot. Did you see her leggings. Way too tight. Dont be like that samantha youssef.

by India#1 August 3, 2019

Samantha

If you know a Samantha she is probably the prettiest person you know, and don't forget that positive attiude and smile she always carries.

Person 1- Damm have you seen Samantha today
Person 2- yeah I know the smile.

by anonymous December 10, 2020

The Communist Democracy of Samland

Founded by Zooming Li, it is a nation with many citizens: Aaron Hard(that's what she said), Karl Max Wu, CJ Danish guy, Ginu Oho, Lilam the leprechaun, Christian savage, Nora ur mum duracell, green monkey kid(in solitary confinement bc she has hiv), johnny johnny sugar person, amazon rafter drevitch, and Zooming Li.* It persecutes green monkeys as they spread HIV and no one wants that. Samland is surrounded by the Great Fish Wall, made by Fish.
*EDIT*: Samland's GREATEST ALLY IS THE REPUBLIC OF GOOSKEY, and WE WILL kill all the GREEN MONKYS die dasha
Note that this will be frequently updated. Email me at [e-mail] to add your name to the Samland citizen list. Thx for the support!

*Side note: Samland is China*

This is an inside joke so please accept it. PLEASE! Help a poor starving chinese kid.

National Anthem: "Baby Shark" - Pinkfong
National Mascot: Dead Winne the Pooh, as that is banned because it is a sign of democracy.
National Animal: Humans, unless ur green monkey boi
National Color: Light Blue, even tho we r communist we like blue so too bad
National phrase: ur mum gay, or ur dad lesbian, or monkeys r trash
Obesity Rate: 69% no jk gotti get rekt boi actually 0%
Weed is banned
SO NO SMOKING WEED EVERYDAY
Sorry lil pump, ur not asian, too bad bro
we also work hard on the wall
as in the fish wall

we have little eyes

*Please upvote this, if u downvote this ur a hater*

Samland hates monkeyssss
THE COMMUNIST DEMOCRACY OF SAMLAND IS OPPPPP and daria is trasssshh boi

by hutao! September 27, 2019

Samantha

A beautiful young girl that is so gorges and you would love to have a freind like her she is nice caring loving and a great person to hang out with❤️🧡💜

Did you see Samantha

Ya she’s gorgeous

by Puppy lover405 January 30, 2019

Salman Masood

A very brown male kid that is usually a thug. He tends to walk with a limp, run the foosball table, and wear plus sized g-unit sweatshirts.

I just saw Salman Masood beat the crap out of that kid, what a thug.

by JHF318 March 18, 2010

samanti

Samanti, the epitome of beauty and sophistication, wrapped in mystique.

Samanti is comparable to a soft, gentle summer breeze or the delicate scent of gardenias in bloom.

by lilywhite April 14, 2008