Religion

Helpful sometimes, often not.
Cause of many deaths, prevention of others.
Keeps people sane, makes people crazy.
Respected, abhorred.
Good. Bad.
There is no accurate definition of this word that doesn't leave something out.
Religion drove extremist Muslims and Christians to do horrid things.
Religion helps people through hard times.
I can't seem to figure out what I should think about it, so I'll just stay neutral.
by ellipsisdotdotdot March 6, 2011
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Religion

THe reason why we still haven't built colonies on the Moon and Mars by now.
It really sucks that politics and religion are both mutual.
by Beavis July 12, 2003
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Religion

The beleif that everyines life has purpose and that you will be enlightened after you die even though you sat on a couch and watched TV your entire life. Otherwise known as total bullshit that has been fed to every family and child since fuckin creation.
by He who speaks the truth... April 16, 2007
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Religion

Religion=Shit
A thing people who cannot face death turn to.

Point made.....

If you are a good person, you will be good.
If you are a bad person, you will be evil.
'I'm going to die!'
'Terrible...'
'But no matter, i'm going to heaven!'
'Where is that?'
'Err.......umm.....'
+SLASH, DIE NON-BELIEVER!+

An example of the christian church's policy on people who point out faults in their belief system, Ancient Times-Middle-Ages
by Lonesamurai July 3, 2004
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Religion

Religion is a created myth to cause religious wars and holy crusades for money and oil, religion is greed.
person 1: hi lets accuse jews for selling my slippers on ebay and cause a new religious crusade
person 2: Sorry dude.. Someone beat you at it
person 3: Hah Pwnt Ima Aethiest
person 4: Religion.. The Power The Greed this Worlds Destruction.
by Joe Edwards September 18, 2007
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Religion

Atheist: religion is the biggest lie in the history of humankind *insert rest of shitfest*

Normal person: how about you just let me believe what I want to believe?

Atheist: *mind explodes*
by Name removed by the NSA December 9, 2013
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Religion

Billions of people hallucinating at the same time. Not to be confused with a few people hallucinating, which is considered insanity.
Religion is for the weak-minded, who refuse to face the insignificance of human life.
by McWeezy June 23, 2008
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