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religion 

earliest form of mind control.
a good idea corrupted by men in dresses.
religion by fear magnet August 29, 2003

religion 

A word that magically makes any bullshit story you come up with true.
I told my friends that I believe in a magical city in the sky and they said I was full of shit. When I told them that magical city was heaven everyone felt bad until I told them I was joking. Just goes to prove that the word "religion" makes any bullshit you come up with true.
religion by SuperUberNinjar October 29, 2011

Religion 

An honorable reason to defraud oneself and others.
Religion by Sumwizeguy September 30, 2017

Religion 

Religion is usually composed of the belief in god or gods and the worship of said god or gods. A religion usually has a holy book that is supposed be to read to get moral instructions and guidance but the believers are usually to lazy to read it.

Basically, bullshit. Especially when people try to teach creationism in schools or prevent people from getting married because of it.
There are two extreme sides of the spectrum. There's the atheist who despises religious people and argues about pretty much anything that has to do with religion. These people usually think of themselves as superior in intellect than the religious sheep. And then there's the religious person (usually a christian) who hates people of other religions/no religion and tries to outlaw all their fun.
Religion by SmarterThanEinstein October 11, 2018

Religion 

Many types of ridiculous superstitions that are really mean't to keep you in line so the more powerful and rich leaders don't have to.
If you do bad things in life and don't believe in the higher power of your religion, you burn for eternity when you die, or you are excommunicated by your former friends and family, or you worship Satan, or like in the old days, you are killed or tortured.
Religion by Josh Voorhees May 26, 2008

religion 

1. Possibility of granting peace to people on earth.

2. But since human are so stupid they have ruined the whole concept, making religion irrelevant.
"My religion says I can kill you."
*BAM*
religion by TURKOGLU May 10, 2003