usually a response given after being blamed by someone for a situation that didn't live up to their lofty (and sometimes unrealistic) expectations.
Person 1: I can't believe I married you, this is not the life I signed up for!
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well, I never promised you a rose garden.
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well, I never promised you a rose garden.
by savannuh March 19, 2009
Get the I never promised you a rose gardenmug. when you're really serious about a promise and you want to add that extra syllables in there to make it official and none breaking what so ever.
by bruh_heck_off April 27, 2017
Get the Promisingermug. Promiseering is the cynical use of promises to obtain consent or support from a base for a short term course of action that secures a position of leverage for the promiser, with the option of abandoning the promise when the leverage is obtained.
During election campaigns, some politicians may resort to promiseering tactics to secure the vote for themselves.
by a6rax1s March 22, 2024
Get the Promiseeringmug. 
A sworn oath made by a person out loud into a toilet in between uncontrollable dry heaves and torrents of vomit, offered as negotiation with God if He will end the pain.
by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019
Get the puke promisemug. An appropriately silly and childish alternative for the more stronger word, known as the Penis Promise.
by MyInternetSucks February 12, 2023
Get the Pee Pee Promisemug. A ring that a boy typically gives a girl to show how committed they are to them. It’s a promise for the future that they will still be together and no matter what happens he’ll forever be by her side through sickness and health. A promise for them to be married in the future✨🤞🏻
He got her a promise ring to prove to her the love he’ll forever hold onto until they’re vowels are spoken💭”
by PowerfulSpeakerr December 26, 2019
Get the Promise Ringmug.