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dry onion

two lovers undressing at the same time in the same room.
powerful moment. when sober.
we did a dry onion and we cried until we laughed.
by Krkič December 19, 2019
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Onion tits

When a girls tits are so bad they make you cry like an onion.
Alexia has a proper set of onion tits
by Chingone2010 December 20, 2021
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Onion Sandwich

The act of performing oral sex on a stinky or otherwise unclean vagina. The phrase gets its name from the rather oniony smell that used and unclean vaginas carry.
Bro 1: Man, I had an onion sandwich today.

Bro 2: Yeah I can smell you from here. Tell Monica to wash her snatch.
by Mega Hemroids August 16, 2019
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burning onions

A person is said to be "burning onions" when they are having a hard time accomplishing a specific goal.

Unlike "spinning your wheels" this phrase does not contain any insinuations of harming the environment with toxic smoke. In fact, onions are better to eat than wheels, so it's really the healthier of the two phrases.
Sal: My apartment is already full of plants and I'm burning onions trying to find room for my new Aloe Vera plant!
Luces: Oh no, I hope you can make room for it!
by MavenRenman December 30, 2020
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squashed onion

A supreme being, typically a roadman who is claimed to be legendary. It is said that dodgerlynch is the only true squashed onion and if you call anyone a squashed onion they are probably an alpha male with high supremecy
Ever heard of dodgerlynch
Yeah, he is a proper squashed onion
by Felix kjeillburg May 1, 2019
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basket of onions

A category of men who seem to be a hunky gentlemen full of good surprises, until you have a look at the inside and only end up in tears.
The guy she broke up with is one of those basket of onions guys.
by ratchetthot July 22, 2016
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Muddy onion

the other day i woke up and my girlfreind was bent over with her muddy onion showing so i couldnt resist sticking my cock in
by thejackhammer69 June 12, 2010
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