pond crane

Tall, unusually lanky welding inspector. Can be identified by its extremely long legs. Most commonly found wading through welders tears on pipeline right-of-ways.
"There goes that ol' pond crane shutting the job down for no reason again.."
by Pipeline Pierce December 20, 2016
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Hog ponding

Similar to diarrhea where the first poop being held back is a little turd followed by a massive dam of liquid sludge that bust loose after the initial hog has escaped. Normally there are corn fragments intermingled with said liquid. This mainly happens when person is sick.
Hey Will, are you feeling sick? Yeah I'm hog ponding at the moment.

Look at that guy... he looks like he's hog ponding.
by Will99912 January 02, 2025
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Murky Pond

A lighthearted nickname for a friend that turned into the suggestion of an STD in the female genital.
"I would've done her Matt, but Emma had a really murky pond."
by WeirdAssNicknameShit August 17, 2017
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pond princess

One who thinks they are ready for big water, (specifically kayaking) but complains the whole time about paddling/peddling when on big water.
She is such a pond princess, can’t even paddle a mile.
by Nothinspecial June 11, 2023
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big fish small pond

A game monetization strategy for encouraging player spending by splitting the player base into smaller isolated groups (often servers) that cannot interact with each other within the game, especially in the context of pay-to-win and gacha. Whales will find it easier to top leader boards due to the smaller amount of competition, and non-whales who are surprised to find themselves on the leader boards will feel pressure to spend money to keep their position. Additionally, if casual players begin to lose interest and depopulate servers, low-population servers can be merged (usually without notifying players) to prevent whales from realizing that they are spending money on a dying game.
"Of course I bought the top tier battle pass! I've been in the Top 200 for PvP in this mobile game since it launched!" "Big fish small pond, eh?"
by ukn!und9rep8aph6ABE April 06, 2024
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Turner Pond

When you cum in a woman's belly button and let the semen stay pooled up in it.
I had to pull out quick couldn't make it to her chest so I gave her the ol Turner Pond.
by LEgeNdxx12 June 09, 2020
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