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grumpy old man

Grumpy Old Man, like CIA director Johnnie Brennan! Someone dissed his "friend" invitation and he went GOM!! They thumbed down his Facebutt comment and he swore like a GOM!!
by rodger wilco December 24, 2015
mugGet the grumpy old manmug.

old man puberty

Second puberty were pubic hair turns gray
Looks like Travis is hitting old man puberty.
by Soft waffel October 19, 2017
mugGet the old man pubertymug.

old man’s friend

by elelcart July 12, 2021
mugGet the old man’s friendmug.

old manned

A bowel movement characterized by loud grunting, deep exhale noises and an awful odor. Derived from old men who have no shame in public bathrooms who just let it go no matter who is the bathroom during or after.

-- often happens to mid 20s men who had too much to drink the night before. (Similar to beer shits but worse)
Dude, I just totally old manned the toilet in the bar!
by MikkBretly March 11, 2011
mugGet the old mannedmug.

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