grumpy old man

GOM

Grumpy Old Man, like CIA director Johnnie Brennan! Someone dissed his "friend" invitation and he went GOM!! They thumbed down his Facebutt comment and he swore like a GOM!!

by rodger wilco December 24, 2015

Old Man Larry

When anyone cock blocks you. Particularly old guys named Larry

That old man Larry is such a cock block

by Toast.Jerviss November 13, 2023

Old Man Steve

Someone who thinks they know everything when they don't.

Oh he is such an old man steve

by Elias59 October 27, 2020

The Old Man Jack

When, after declothing both partners, the guy falls over and says, "I've fallen, and I can't get up." So the girl has to help him up, by blowing him.

The Old Man Jack worked so well Dave. We were up until 3 AM!!

by Blackberry April 8, 2015