Hobo Mark is a gross ass man that can often be found wandering around Sandwich MA. Because of his look, many think that he is homeless. Besides asking for rides and trying to bum cigarettes, he doesn't do much.
Guy 1: Hey, I saw you driving around with Hobo Mark yesterday.
Guy 2: Yea he asked for a ride then kept asking me for cigs, it was awful.
Guy 1: Rookie mistake, never give Hobo Mark a ride.
Guy 2: Yea he asked for a ride then kept asking me for cigs, it was awful.
Guy 1: Rookie mistake, never give Hobo Mark a ride.
by Mr. Tarsky February 15, 2017

Hobo-royalty identifies the person at the top of their social group, regardless of the status of that particular group.
by TheZackmancommeth September 25, 2020

by BladeOverlord May 13, 2019

by Teddy T-Bone December 9, 2008

Any device that prevents hobos from taking shopping carts, hand trucks or similar device used by hobos to transport their belongings. Usually, once a barrier is crossed, the locking mechanism is activated, rendering the cart useless.
by J Sin July 20, 2008

"When your application is single threaded but you're too poor to do it right, so you spin up more" to handle demand
- Chris W
- Chris W
C: If this continues, we'll be dedicating more servers everywhere we need it. Hobo threading!
I: Yay
I: Yay
by another_pseudonym February 23, 2021

Man 1: did you hear about the decrease of the homeless on the street
Man 2: yes it’s all because of hickton's hobos
Man 2: yes it’s all because of hickton's hobos
by Raven109 September 2, 2020
