nascar loop

When a man removes all hair on his body except for a full 360 degrees loop from his widows peek through his unibrow (side of eyebrows are shaven) then to the toothbrush moustache taking a hip hoppity jump to his soul patch then down his chest snail trailing to the scrotum where it goes down the shaft and under the balls then going along the taint and up the butt hole along the spine and connecting to his rat tail which attached to his Mohawk then continuing to his widows peak making the perfect nascar loop

“I like ya cut G”

“Thanks got a fresh nascar loop at the barber today”

by Travok steel balls April 1, 2023

NASCAR

Cars turning left for 4 hours, and can get you unfriended if caught watching

Bob: Watcha watching Billy
Billy: NASCAR
Bob: Isnt that just cars turning left
Billy: yes
Bob: Im unfriending ylu

by NASCAR Cole November 14, 2020

NASCAR Twitter

A place with pedophiles, racists, and trolls. Also a place where you can't have an opinion, and people starting drama.

I just got ratio'd for my opinion. Not surprised, considering this is NASCAR Twitter.

by colecusterfan41 May 11, 2022

Nascar chalice

The cup (often plastic) or bottle/can used by tobacco chewers to deposit their chew by-product.

Waiter: Would you like a NASCAR chalice for that?

Hick: No thanks, I have an empty Pepsi can already.

by Sluggles March 19, 2017

NASCAR

A way better way to die in a car crash

Zach: hey want to go to the NASCAR talladega
Ken: why to die
Zach: well..
Ken: I'm in

by Ding Dong your dick is gone January 10, 2019

nascar

turning left in a chevrolet for 5 hours

nascar is boring my dood

by surrealix September 8, 2019

nascar smother

When your girl sits on your face, smothering you, reaching back with one hand and jerks your dong like a stick shift in a nascar.

My girl was so horny last night, she jumped on my face and gave me the NASCAR Smother

by ShaneMaverick January 17, 2024