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myspace jealousy

When somebody has used thier superior HTML skillz to create a fantastic myspace profile, and others feel jealous that thier profile is not-quite-as-arty.
Laura: Gosh emma, i love your profile. Im seriously having some major myspace jealousy right now.
Emma: I know. Worship me.
by Emmerishot July 20, 2008
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she/he looked better on facebook/myspace syndrome

When one uses either facebook or myspace to look at people or try to meet people and they see the picture of a good looking person. Once they meet up the one that thought the person on myspace or facebook was good looking, find out that that person is infected with "She/he looked better on facebook/myspace syndrome".
guy1:hey, dude... i met this girl on myspace and she looks hot.
guy2:yeah.... i've seen her and she has the she/he looked better on facebook/myspace syndrome.
guy1:shit...
by Robin Andersen April 1, 2008
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myspace names

when the """scene""" kids want a catchy( when its no catchy or "cool" at all) name for their myspaces.
myspace names:
chrischaos.
hillaryhaywire.
kikikannible.
chritiechaos.
mattmassacre.
mistymisfit.
raymondromance.
reginarevenge.
lesleylust.
tammytoaster.

you get the deal.
by reneromance November 14, 2007
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MySpace champion

One who appears to be important or popular based on the complexity of their myspace page. Often these people have a massive number of friends/comments, but in reality are considered losers within the social hierarchy. Myspace champions also have lots of photos, and post tons of pointless blogs in a futile attempt to gain online popularity, in false hope that online popularity will lead to even a small amount of social success in the real world.
Normal guy #1 - "Did you know that weird emo girl in our calculus class has a myspace? It's actually quite sophisticated and she has tons of photos!"

Normal guy #2 - "Oh yeah, that's Kayla. She's actually kind of a loser, I don't think she has any real friends."

Normal guy #1 - "I guess she's just another MySpace champion..."
by Francis Zaplan January 20, 2008
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myspace bisexual

A girl who makes out with other slutty chicks at parties and then claims to be bisexual because it's trendy to say so and gets people's attention on myspace.
Pretty much any girl on Myspace who lists her sexual orentation as "bisexual". Hence, Myspace Bisexual.
by Dwight Fry July 12, 2006
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Myspace Whore

1.A little girl who likes to show her cleavage to the world of online computer predators

or

2.Someone who has so many friends that they could start a second planet
Man 1- YES!! i have finally gotten to 23 Million Myspace Friends!!

Man 2- Dude, you are a fucking myspace whore.
by goldy5 June 24, 2007
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myspace

1. (noun) A legal teen dating site in which many pedophiles tend to use to their advantage.

2. (noun) Common and cheap yet effective pickup line in almost every situation.
1. www.myspace.com

2. "Hey dont you have a myspace?"
"Aren't you my friend on myspace"
"hey I popped your myspace cherry, now let's do yours"
by CAM April 18, 2005
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