Moist Mic

When a girls grabs your dick to give you a blow job after work and it’s sweaty as fuck.

Man I think I’m in love with this chick from tinder, I gave her a moist mic last night and she didn’t say a word!

by Fucknutz90 April 26, 2025

magic mic

a mic-shaped vibrator

guy: go get the magic mic.

by louloubear69 November 27, 2023

Mic Sock

A girl who frequently sleeps with radio DJs, podcasters, and anyone who uses a microphone to make a living.

"I banged this chick on the weekend, but she also slept with our morning show host, and afternoon DJ. She's a total Mic Sock, bro"

by teddyyql December 1, 2014

the mic ill

contrary to most poker wisdom,it is the strongest hand in all forms of poker;the 2 and 3 of clubs.

I was holding pocket aces and pushed all in preflop.I was snapped called by Mike who was holding the mic ill and I was brought to my knees by its awesomeness and defeated. nh sir

by Royal Brunson July 16, 2007

MIC rIzZ

Its fancy rizz, as in
Are you a microwave? BeCaUsE i FeEl SoMeThiNG coOkInG uP iN hErE

Let me hit you up with some MIC RIZZ

by Chix_Nugget January 24, 2024

On Without Mics

When you and your boys are banging it out but oral sex is off the table.

Tim and Eric were on without mics last night because it is only gay if you make eye contact.

by TimCheese February 16, 2021

mic paranoia

when you're taking a shit during a zoom call and you have your camera blocked off, but you're still worried about your mic being muted

Jon: Damn I really gotta take a dump but I'm in a zoom call
Brett: Why don't you just go bro? It's cameras off
Jon: I can't I got mic paranoia

by Mike Hawkington the Third October 2, 2023