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Last week I had to go to a wedding, I had to see who was gonna marijuana.
by anonymous May 15, 2018
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A harmless, not to mention extremely useful drug that is for some reason still illegal to use both recreationally and medically in 17 states. This is unfortunately due to an absolute retard named Henry J. Anslinger, who lied and told everyone that marijuana makes people insane. He also said very rude things about Mexican immigrants, and I wish this fool was alive so I could partake in the honorable ceremony that would be running this guy over with my car.
Racist police officer: "Hey there son, are you smoking some of the devil's lettuce? You better not be, because I heard it turns you into an insane serial killer. It's because of those dam Mexicans, they should all be in jail if you ask me."

Me: "Officer, what the fuck are you talking about? That Henry guy said all those false things about marijuana, because he wanted a reason to deport all those Mexican immigrants who just wanted a better life for themselves, just like the rest of us who immigrated here. They're hardworking people, just like you and me. Don't you see?"

No longer racist police officer: "Oh, thank you for enlightening me young man. I can see clearly now, thanks to you wiping all that political bullshit out of my eyes. You are free to go."
by CrustyPubesBoi666 January 31, 2019
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"yo pass me the marijuana yung homie!"
by Mommyboi69 March 18, 2019
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I went to the dollar store to buy a pack of Marijuana.
by 5Flo December 19, 2019
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I love to smoke marijuana
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marijuana is one of the best gifts god gave to the humankind. smoking just a little bit of this incredible and marvelous substance makes you go straight to heaven for at least 30 minutes. legalize marijuana, legalize pleasure
the old, sweet marijuana
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no, flour.
MMMMMM *sniffs* MARIJUANA!!! no, flour.
by Not_Admiral March 28, 2022
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