by anonymous May 15, 2018
Get the Marijuana mug.A harmless, not to mention extremely useful drug that is for some reason still illegal to use both recreationally and medically in 17 states. This is unfortunately due to an absolute retard named Henry J. Anslinger, who lied and told everyone that marijuana makes people insane. He also said very rude things about Mexican immigrants, and I wish this fool was alive so I could partake in the honorable ceremony that would be running this guy over with my car.
Racist police officer: "Hey there son, are you smoking some of the devil's lettuce? You better not be, because I heard it turns you into an insane serial killer. It's because of those dam Mexicans, they should all be in jail if you ask me."
Me: "Officer, what the fuck are you talking about? That Henry guy said all those false things about marijuana, because he wanted a reason to deport all those Mexican immigrants who just wanted a better life for themselves, just like the rest of us who immigrated here. They're hardworking people, just like you and me. Don't you see?"
No longer racist police officer: "Oh, thank you for enlightening me young man. I can see clearly now, thanks to you wiping all that political bullshit out of my eyes. You are free to go."
Me: "Officer, what the fuck are you talking about? That Henry guy said all those false things about marijuana, because he wanted a reason to deport all those Mexican immigrants who just wanted a better life for themselves, just like the rest of us who immigrated here. They're hardworking people, just like you and me. Don't you see?"
No longer racist police officer: "Oh, thank you for enlightening me young man. I can see clearly now, thanks to you wiping all that political bullshit out of my eyes. You are free to go."
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