Marcus

A complete and utter cunt

Friend 1 - What you doing tonight?
Friend 2 - I'm seeing Marcus, do you want to come?
Friend 1 - No i don't, He's a cunt

by BigggmanTingz July 12, 2011

Marcus

A form of Douche Bag, that is scented with the smell of fruity gum and blobs of shit.

I washed my vagina with a Marcus today and now it smells great!

by DoucherMan May 8, 2009

Zach marcus

a big douche bag jew fag

john is a zach marcus

by omgitsaj January 22, 2010

mariuska

a girl who has a bootydo (her belly sticks out further than her bootydo), she usually has skinny arms and legs, and a crack head frog face. and loves to fuck around, literally.

That bitch fucked me over like a Mariuska.
I just got some easy Mariuska.
Does Mariuska deliver?

by luiiiiiiiiii October 17, 2010

marcus marcus

dumb

God, I hope my kid don't turn out like marcus marcus.

by Bucketman2 March 1, 2017

Marcus

A little dumb shit who doesn't pay attention and always acts dumb as shit

Marcus you dumb as fuck

by Yellthetruthlol June 4, 2018

Marcus

Ultimate dogger of boys never shuts the fuck up honestly why am i still friends with this cunt he makes me suicidal he is the reason my cat is pregnant i will never forgive him he is satan himself

That guy is such a Marcus

by Damar Hosaphyllic June 18, 2018