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Cruciball of maledicsuckin

Proper terminology for the GAYEST ability in dawn of war soulstorm. thankfully its only used by the weakest race in the game, the dark eldar.

Why is it so retardedly gay? Because it makes infantry squads stop what their doing and attack themselves, and it can be cast 2 times if the dark eldar player has enough soul energy.

This means in early t2-t3 you may lose half your infantry as they murderfuck themselves thanks to the cruciball of maledicsuckin.
Aw fuck there goes my warp spiders, 2 squads GONE cause of IMBA cruciball of maledicsuckin! Bg im out folks!

Milky’s malevolent mouth movement 

Pour milk on your partners head and in their mouth then put cereal in their mouth and then tape a spoon to the penis and feed a second person with the cereal.
I performed Milky’s malevolent mouth movement on my parter last night and she loved it
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