Southern Maryland Stuffed Ham

The act of when 2 males are stuffing a SOMD slampig with various foods during sexual intercourse. The SOMD principal of "If it has a hole it has a goal" applies, the bigger the quantity of items stuffed, the better outcome.

Hey bro, I met this 350 pounder at Toots. She said she wanted to try something crazy. I'm on my way to your place with the Buffet Buster Susan to get a Southern Maryland stuffed ham going

by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 4, 2025

The Maryland Point

The point at which a flag which initially looks ugly morphs into becoming beautiful. Most commonly seen with the flag of the US state of Maryland, from which the term takes its name

The flag of British Columbia, boy is it a gong show. But it manages to cross the Maryland Point where ugly becomes awesome

by EnglishMakesMeWantToDrink January 25, 2026

Six Flags Maryland

Ghetto Amusement Park
Ugly Tattoos -fat sharks-foreigners

Six flags maryland sucks

by Six Flags Maryland July 31, 2016

Train to Maryland

When you and your homeboy successfully cone a female

Who trying to get a Train to Maryland?

by freaky.J September 28, 2021

Flag of Maryland

THE UGLIEST FUCKING FLAG YOU WILL EVER FUCKING SEE IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE
THIS FLAG IS SO HIDEOUS IT MADE MY BLIND FRIEND CRY
I WANT TO GOUGE MY FUCKING EYES OUT EVERY TIME I SEE IT

Person 1: Have you seen the flag of Maryland?
Person 2: No, I haven't. Why?
Person 1: *shows Person 2 the flag*
Person 2: EW WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SHOW ME THAT SHIT IT'S SO DAMN UGLY I NEED BLEACH FUCK YOU

by C0ck@ndB@ll70r7ur3 July 9, 2024

Williamsport, Maryland

Wee-ummz‐sport. A small town on your left river bank just past at Duck Island, coming down the Potomac on your float. Home of the river rats and wildcats and the founding area of steamers , the most desirable food at football games. This town strangely has its own accent not heard in the surrounding towns.

After we look at the Williamsport, maryland water tower can we float down to D.C?

by Rex power colt March 25, 2022

Behemoth & Atelier Are Bethesda, Maryland

Behemoth & Atelier Are Bethesda, Maryland

Behemoth & Atelier Are Bethesda, Maryland

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025