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eye listening

the act of using your eyes to listen and detect words and images.
Sami is eye listening to his besties texts’
by epicsansundertale January 28, 2019
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Why should people listen to you?

Thanks Dave! I've been meaning to do this one for a couple of days.
Gayve "Why should people listen to you?"

Hym "I'm not making them. Their doing it of their own volition. What gives you the right to stop them? Are children LEGALLY INCOMPETENT? They like it! The little kiddos like what I'm doing to them. It's almost as if.... I'm a retard in a group home............... and I'm having women scheduled to come fuck me. And YOU'RE trying to stop me from fucking them! Ohohohohohoho! See that!? See how that works shidiot?"
by Hym Iam January 18, 2023
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Loot Listener

Loot Listeners are family members, normally distant relatives who can hear a will being read from three counties away and immediately swoop in with Post-its, Sharpies, and the subtlety of a yard-sale burglar.
"That's her cousin Karen, she's been after mum collection antique perfume bottles for years, she's what we call a Loot Listener with no class"
by The-Olas November 15, 2025
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Listen to the bongo

Vibing, chilling or not stressing, generally associated with consumption of marijuana.

Variations: Listening to the bongo, letting the bongo play, playing the bongo or any similar variation.

Refers to the sound a bong makes when taking a rip, essentially telling a person to just chill out and not worry.
Person 1: "I'm stressed out over this exam man!"
Person 2: "Listen to the bongo." or "Play the bongo."
by MMink April 23, 2024
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Listen for buffalo

While on one’s knees, one leans forward and places one’s ear to the ground, relaxes one’s sphincter and takes air into one’s colon. Once the colon is cavernous, one must clinch the sphincter and seal the deal. One then clinches the stomach muscles, forcing the air back out into the local atmosphere with a loud farting noise.
He bent down to listen for buffalo, the air surged into his anus and then roared back out with fury.
by Unkleslam January 21, 2022
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Serial Listening

Listening to a single song on repeat for 5 or times in a row.
I’m currently serial listening to my favorite song.
by Juliet Alize April 16, 2025
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