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laying an egg

"Jingle bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg"

Clearly, by "laying an egg," the writers of this song meant that Batman was smelly because Robin had shit his pants in the Batmobile.
by Solid Steak April 17, 2007
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Leading Off

1) Straying off of your base while waiting for the pitcher to deliver the pitch.

2) Hitting in the top position of the batting order.

3) Starting off your team's offensive half-inning at bat.
1) Mora was leading far off of first base, allowing him to get a good jump and steal second.

2) Even though he had shown little control of the strike zone, Reyes still led off for the Mets against Carpenter.

3) After making a difficult running catch to end the seventh inning, Rowand led off the top of the eighth with a double in the left-centerfield gap.
by Diggity Monkeez March 29, 2005
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laying a Mongo

once there was a terd so big it came above the rim of the toilet itself, it stayed for three days before someone managed to flush the bugger, we named it El Mongo, or The Don. Since then, any time anyone has gone to the big feeling that something big was gonna happen, it is refferred to as laying a Mongo.
"Jeez I really need o go lay a mongo right now."
by Gregzzzzzz September 14, 2005
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newport landing apartments

an apartment complex in dallas, tx usa, where one can be expected to be treated with no respect, refferred to as "a ghetto peoples" by the manager, and generally treated like crap by the management. if you move in, don't expect anything to be fixed, at least not within reason.
"We're moving to the Newport Landing Apartments in Dallas Texas."
"Don't you know the manager is racist?"
"Well, it's all my family can afford, so we will just have to suffer until we are no longer oppressed by poverty and social injustice."
by faceless victim of poverty March 31, 2004
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lajingo

April: OMG! that guy is such a lajingo.
Jade: woah, whos that guy?
April: Woah its Grant.
Jade: Oh I have heard of that guy.
by April and Jade February 14, 2009
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landingo

The word to use for a black slave which was owned by a white man with a lot of fortune.
The word Landingo was mostly used in Spain by the Spanish Which use to have many slaves and many slave owners.
The word was also used for a name which they called a slave instead of his or her birth name.
Landingo was sent to mail my first letter to the Don of Madrid.
by Johnathon Franko June 27, 2009
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lacing the log

To ejaculate over ones own poop.
I had such a massive dump yesterday. It was such beaut, it kind of turned me on, so I Christened it with my own semen, thus lacing the log
by Shredwards May 17, 2016
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