Hot ass bitch that everyone wants but can't have. Women go les for and gay men go straight for. Classy bitch with soft ass skin and the best smile. Damn fine. Has the ability to fuck you silly. Will leave you wanting more but you can't have any. Tells you to suck it and you'll hope she means literally and that she'll let you--she won't. Puts on your jeans and looks better in them than you. Perfect ass. Also has the shiniest mother effin hair. Overall Sexy mofo.
Guy: That chick is the sexiest thing I've ever seen...how...how do I describe her???
Guy's friend: Dude, she's clearly a Kelly.
Guy's friend: Dude, she's clearly a Kelly.
by slide.intomyroom April 14, 2010
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2. A characteristic of or pertaining to a person who uses their 15 minutes of fame to become extremely successful, but slowly loses supporters due to a torrential output of obnoxious, repetitive songs about the opposite sex's disinterest in their rapidly-inflating ego/body.
3. Someone who USED to weigh less than 300 lbs.
2. A characteristic of or pertaining to a person who uses their 15 minutes of fame to become extremely successful, but slowly loses supporters due to a torrential output of obnoxious, repetitive songs about the opposite sex's disinterest in their rapidly-inflating ego/body.
3. Someone who USED to weigh less than 300 lbs.
1. Kelly Clarkson won American Idol a long time ago... Cool.
2. Taylor Swift used to make some pretty good songs, but lately they have been kind of obnoxious. She still has a nice body though, I hope she doesn't Kelly Clarkson.
3. Why is there an obese 40-year-old at the bar in a tight high-school football jersey? He must have Kelly Clarkson'ed over a decade ago!
2. Taylor Swift used to make some pretty good songs, but lately they have been kind of obnoxious. She still has a nice body though, I hope she doesn't Kelly Clarkson.
3. Why is there an obese 40-year-old at the bar in a tight high-school football jersey? He must have Kelly Clarkson'ed over a decade ago!
by Pepper drinks Budweiser June 21, 2012
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"He did this"
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Cat porn is huge indicator of a kellyman, as well as a web browsing history featuring LOLcatz or someother cat orientated joke site.
Cat porn is huge indicator of a kellyman, as well as a web browsing history featuring LOLcatz or someother cat orientated joke site.
by anon;) January 28, 2010
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