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Josh

A person who needs to be reminded to drink water. Also shares conservative content to close friends but is openly liberal.
Oh... Father Josh... Please sip-eth this holy water
by SSLC Topper October 31, 2020
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Josh

Josh is an overprotective kinda guy to most girls. You wont catch him hanging out with any guys, mostly just with little girls in a "platonic'' kind of way. Josh becomes very defensive for any women, especially Egirls ranging anywhere from 12-16 years old. Although others may potentially see his actions as unethical, he disagrees and never holds himself accountable. Josh is usually a manipulative liar that targets his lies and deceits to the people he calls his friends. Josh has many fetishes such as animated video game pornography, Cuck porn, and teenage porn. Solitary confinement areas are mostly filled with the social rejects and pedophiles named Josh.
Oh my God! I bet Josh has shackles in his basement!

Hey, my name is Josh, and I don't mind how old you are, age is just a number.
by AtholPoliceDepartment December 23, 2022
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Josh

Josh is an utterly sassy bitch. Danger arises when his nostril flares and he can easily go full josh if threatened. He will boost your confidence like cocaine could never and is unconditionally loyal. Everyone who meets josh can’t help but love him because in his own word he’s potentially gorgeous and he can’t be described as anything less than hilarious. He’s either aggressively socialable or in a form which could be described as selected exstinction for a month.
Josh ripped a new hole in his art teacher for some unhelpful comments
by Gingerchinchilla February 21, 2019
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Josh

Josh is the kind of person that makes you look at life a different way. He's kind, caring, and just when you think you're all alone, he's there right beside you. He's always thinking about other people, even when he should be thinking about himself. However, when he has his down moments, you are there to support him too. He's a funny blonde English dude with so much to offer. Especially his soothing British accent. Anyone who doesn't love Josh is either crazy or doesn't see with their heart. I am so lucky that I had the opportunity to have him in my life (even though he's a furry).
It's pronounced sh-ev-ee t-ah-hoe Josh! Not ch-eav-ee t-ah-who!!
by Not part of the wolf pack July 11, 2018
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Josh

That one guy who everybody loves and is pretty chill. He's super funny and cool and his shoe game is on point. But he cleans them ALOT.
Josh is so fresh.
by Catlov3r6969 April 25, 2017
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Josh

cool lad who humps pencil cases and eats stale milk and likes tiaho <3
josh don't hump my stuff
by disifksd March 20, 2019
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Josh

Josh is a rude person, he always preaches about mental health but bullies people the next day. Josh’ always break people’s hearts. Josh thinks he’s really handsome but in reality he’s disgusting
Ugh look not josh again
by Deepfried69 September 29, 2020
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