jeff gordon

(v.) to occupy two lanes while driving in the city so that a jerk driver can't pass you

this guy behind me is trying to sneak past using the parking lane! what an asshole! i'm gonna jeff gordon this motherfucker.

by kaiser von fresh January 5, 2009

Tyrone Bubba Jefferson

An African American Male believed to be 286lbs. and 6'9" in height. He has been registered as a sex offender in Arlington, Va. with convictions for sexual indecency with animals and other convictions for sexual battery.

Oh no! Tyrone Bubba Jefferson just raped my dog!!

Some nigguh named Tyrone Bubba Jefferson just left me a message saying he was gonna rape my dog and light him on fire and then extinguish it with his sperm!

Hide your dog, Tyrone Bubba Jefferson is coming!!

by DogRape January 26, 2009

Jefferson Hills

prop. n. A neighborhood in the South Hills of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Inhabited by gods of life, the most beautiful women, and geniuses. Despite this, there is nothing to do. Its high school also fails to reflect the near-divinity of the population.

Also known as "Thomas Jefferson" or "T.J."

L'Maison Eternelle and the Kingdom are two famous houses in the Jefferson Hills.

by Col. Hans Landa August 22, 2011

Jefferson

he blocked me on urban dictionary because i was making a joke

hi jefferson

by juliosligger February 7, 2020

Port Jeff Station

a small town, usually confused with Port Jefferson yet completely different. A small set of rail road tracks are what seperates the overly Dominican populated side with the rich & snobby side. a town that consists of more drug dealers than drugs. also known as "the station"

Whered you get that bangin bud?
Port Jeff Station ..

by Ashleigh Franklin January 14, 2009

Thomas Jefferson Syndrome

When white men secretly want to have sex with black women.

You know deep down John Boy is a chocoholic who wants to have sex with Shanika. Yup, he's got a case of Thomas Jefferson Syndrome alright.

by Po Black Pussy February 28, 2009

Jeff Hardy

The finest man on Earth

by jeffs a hottie August 11, 2003