by Mario's_Kingdom November 27, 2018
G-rated version of that's fucked up.
Usually used when you're really angry but given the situation you can't use swear words.
Usually used when you're really angry but given the situation you can't use swear words.
"l ran bath water to take a bath and grandma just snuck into the tub and locked the door! That's jacked!!"
by Loco bitch September 25, 2009
Jack is a cute boy and since I have a crush on him, u should too♥️🤪🤭when u become friends with him, u can tell him anything cuz he doesn’t care about how weird u are or anything and he will tell u anything too ! He doesn’t care if it’s personal. He will be friends with pretty much anyone and hang out with u as much as he can. And I have the longest conversations with him and I love it. He’s a ginger but idc 🥵♥️
My friend: Omg Eww jack is a ginger and he’s ugly
Me: IDC HE IS AMAZING AND IM GLAD TO HAVE HIM IN MY LIFE CUZ I CAN TELL HIM ANYTHING AND ACTUALLY HE ID HOTT AF !!
Me: IDC HE IS AMAZING AND IM GLAD TO HAVE HIM IN MY LIFE CUZ I CAN TELL HIM ANYTHING AND ACTUALLY HE ID HOTT AF !!
by I have a big crush on Jack ♥️🥵😘 November 17, 2019
Derogatory term for a sexy man. Generally used by women when talking about guys they want to fuck.
Usually gorgeous, great in bed, hench, great in bed, amazing hair, great in bed and a hardcore cage fighter. Loves the sex, and makes YOU love it too. Also seriously funny, in a black kind of way.
Tends to be a bit of a dickhead sometimes, and the baddest silver-tongued motherfukka who ever lived (basically swears a lot).
This applies to all people called Jack.
Usually gorgeous, great in bed, hench, great in bed, amazing hair, great in bed and a hardcore cage fighter. Loves the sex, and makes YOU love it too. Also seriously funny, in a black kind of way.
Tends to be a bit of a dickhead sometimes, and the baddest silver-tongued motherfukka who ever lived (basically swears a lot).
This applies to all people called Jack.
Three women at cage fight...
Sexy woman 1: "Wow, hes so sexy"
Sexy Woman 2: "Yeeaah, I want some of that Jack"
Sexy woman 3: "Oh god he's such a Jack: GET INSIDE OF ME!"
All : "JAAACCK! Have sex with me."
Jack: "Shat the fack ap you faackin bitches (cockney). I'll faackin fack the free of ya when I faackin want to. You faackin got that you faackin cunts. I gotta do anuvva faackkin cage fight naa, but afta I've faackin faacked ap this next faackin tossa, Im gunna fack one on you like a faackin fack machine. Now make me a faackin sandwich you faackin cunts."
Sexy woman 1: "Wow, hes so sexy"
Sexy Woman 2: "Yeeaah, I want some of that Jack"
Sexy woman 3: "Oh god he's such a Jack: GET INSIDE OF ME!"
All : "JAAACCK! Have sex with me."
Jack: "Shat the fack ap you faackin bitches (cockney). I'll faackin fack the free of ya when I faackin want to. You faackin got that you faackin cunts. I gotta do anuvva faackkin cage fight naa, but afta I've faackin faacked ap this next faackin tossa, Im gunna fack one on you like a faackin fack machine. Now make me a faackin sandwich you faackin cunts."
by Justin Beiberrrr November 10, 2010
Jack is the sweetest, cutest, and most amazing person anyone could ask for as a boyfriend. He has the prettiest eyelashes, is awesome bassist. He will make you laugh, and smile every time you see he's texted you or when you hear is voice. When you Skype, you just can't help but being insanely happy even if neither of you says anything at all.
Jack is a Mass hole.
by Lemonbutterbiscuit October 26, 2011
Jack is the hottest guy around. Hes blue eyes and blonde hair cant be resisted and every single girl likes him. He is nice, athletic, and super funny.
by lover91 February 25, 2012