Italia

The proper way to say "Italy" in Italian. American born Italians call it that because they're proud of their 20% of Italian blood but they don't speak Italian and want to feel important because the American soccer team sucks balls. Full blood Italians, however, can say it but it get's annoying. Just call it Italy.

Pete: Long live Italia! FORZA ITALIA!

Dave: Dude you're just as German as you are Italian

Pete: I'm proud to be Italian dude

Dave: Just because they won the world cup?

Pete: No, my pride goes way back

Dave: Do you speak Italian?

Pete: No....

Dave: Shut the fuck up then... and your last name is Smith

Pete: You just don't understand my pride.

Dave: Asshat.

by davless August 24, 2006

Italian dinner jacket

A sleevless T shirt also known as a wife beater or guinea tee.

Uncle tony's all dressed up in his Italian dinner jacket for sunday gravy.

by garand March 21, 2011

Italian Job Search

The act of asking friends and family for employment instead of going through traditional job searching channels.

Tony asked me if I know anyone in construction -- he's doing an Italian job search.

by bravesfan222 October 6, 2012

Italian Backstache

A rare medical condition in which the sufferer's back is engulfed in a thick, black, musky muff of hair. Usually those afflicted happen to be extremely short and tend to remain virgins well into their forty's. Sometimes affects the torso and genitals, in these cases the condition is referred to as an "Italian Bodystache".

When Tom removed his shirt revealing his Italian Backstache at the community pool, Jefferson grabbed his son and ran fearing a grizzly attack.

Lisa: "Gena, did you hook up with that guy with the green lantern tattoo last night?"
Gena: "I was going to until he took of his shirt. He had a major Italian Bodystache."

by Jay Beee January 24, 2014

Italiangoat

the act of gouging out another person"s eyeball then slitting his/her throat

Dude! Did you just Italiangoat him?

by Fishballssss August 10, 2015

italian booty

Italian Booty: when an italian girl has a nice ass. Most, or all italian girls have big or cute little asses due to being italian.

Have you seen Marias ass!? Shes got that italian booty

by bootygod989 August 22, 2016

italian ass nigga

A nigga that Italian

"Man, look at da Italian Ass Nigga"

by Thouxan November 19, 2018