Garage Ass

When your butt is so big it could fit all your belongings

She has a garage ass...

by TCutta November 27, 2018

Garage couch

A pre-owned couch, usually found next to a free sign on the road. Seconds as a drunken urinal.

Bro.. That chick has been in the bathroom for like an hour now.

I just used the garage couch.

by Northwestnas December 14, 2014

Toaster garage

The act of farting into a plastic bag, then opening the garage by popping it into someones face.

Aw man brandon really did disrespect his girlfriend and gave him a toaster garage

by Rundickpoopcheese June 20, 2016

garage wanker

A term created by a man named Otto.
If you have every masturbated in a garage then you're a garage wanker

#1 - Guys the other day i saw Otto
#2 - That freak? what'd he do?
#1 - I saw him rub one out in his garage.
#3 - What!? What a garage wanker.
#1 - Yeah, I don't know what's weirder. The fact that he did it with the door open or the fact that all the kindergarten kids were watching .

by #Randomdude November 19, 2017

Big garage

Phat ass

Damn that girl got a big garage with a small house

by Bed thyme August 20, 2021

Leaky Garage

A busted, wide-open cum dumpster of a pussy that’s been hammered so relentlessly it can’t hold a single load anymore; just a sloppy, dripping mess that leaks jizz down the legs five minutes after the last train pulled out.

(Proper noun) Georges’s mom. Local legend says her garage has been “under construction” since the 90s but still takes every rusty delivery van, UPS truck, and random crackhead cock 24/7. Bro, she’s so leaky you could hear the squelch from the driveway and still smell last week’s nut on the welcome mat.

“I parked in Georges’s mom’s leaky garage last night and my balls are still dripping this morning. Shit’s basically a Super Soaker at this point.”

by TheMassiveTwat November 25, 2025

Garage Moment

(v) an act of genuine stupidity or degeneracy typically followed by a double down

"I'm gonna do a garage moment."

by KianKTheFirst February 19, 2025