cone blocked

When an animal forced to wear a cone around their head is essentially cock blocked from being able to satisfy the itch, lick, bite, smell, etc. they desire so much.

When Princess Petunia got spayed, that bitch was cone blocked for at least two weeks!

by GlazeHer October 10, 2017

Rossy Cone

A tiny cone of weed (usually mixed with tobacco). Usually used in South Australia/Queensland

Did you see Darryl pull that tiny Rossy Cone? What a bitch!

by ManicPancake January 4, 2021

Cone of Uncertainty

That hazy, fuzzy space and time where you wake up next to someone whose name you may or may not know, either or both of you in various states of undress, totally uncertain as to whether, how, or how frequently you may have had sex the night before.

"Tequila... I don't drink tequila! Last time I drank tequila, I woke up inside the 'Cone of Uncertainty' with a dude from my days at Tulane..."

by BGDTootSweet August 29, 2011

twat cone

twat cone is a cone in which all of your mothers twat juices are frozen into an ice cream form.

"Man, I'd really like to eat your mom's twat cone. I love MILFs."

by ekoorbl October 20, 2013

throat cones

It's when a broad gives you head with ice cubes in her mouth

Yea she invited me over for dinner at her house buy all she was serving was throat cones.

by Billy Dizzle January 14, 2016

Cone Loafer

(invented-by vanessa ruisi) a cone loafer is the hybrid of a dutch wooden shoe and a penny loafer. also means when used in verbal aspects, or sentences..: "Ello Cone Loafer!, Good day to you" "Cone one Loaf" "Loaf tastic" "it's a downright bloody cone loafin' life mate" very authentic in it's use and purpose when it comes to word structure. also very savvy in the comedy department, at random, or directed and other humans, objects, cones, and loafs. Loaf on mother cone loafers!!!! :)

"Fork you , you insignificant weasel cone loafer" "Hello Cone Loafer Good Day to you!" "LoafMFAO!!"

by Nestea138 October 20, 2011

Sludge Cone

A Sludge Cone is the remnants of bong debris and resin being cleared from the pipe, and then re-smoked to get high.

“pulled a fat sludge cone, that shit got me fucked up”
“i ran out of weed so it’s time to clean out my bong and have a sludge cone”

by Jonahdelreyy July 5, 2023