Unclogging the pipes

1. It is another way of saying male masturbation.

2. Refers to that one clump of constipation blocking up a load of diarrhea.

Person a: Why were you in the toilet for so long?
Person b: sorry man, was unclogging the pipes.
Person a: That's disgusting.
(Applies to both definitions)

by Obligatory Dick Joke May 5, 2015

Mad pipe

Mad pipe is when your giving it good to a woman like mario

“Hey girl are you a plumber cause I wanna give you that mad pipe”
“Sure you’ve scored yourself a get out of virgin free card”
“Fuck you joshua Kelly”

by Beerboats November 2, 2019

G pipe

Oil burner glass pipe used to smoke meth. Around central Cal I've heard people use the term g pipe for glass oil burner pipes for about the last 20 years. I've talked to a couple people from head shops and they say they've heard it called that too.

When I go to the headshop what do I ask the salesman? Just say you need a G pipe.

by Paul Pickle July 3, 2018

piping loose

Shagging someone outside of a relationship

You trying to wife her up then? Nah I’m just piping loose g

by simonskevington October 7, 2018

Kimberlite pipe

When one does a line of blow out of someone else's asshole

Yo did you see hunter hit the kimberlite pipe off of Bridgette?

by Bamf29 September 1, 2016

Pittsburgh Pipe

Where a Woman (or Man) gives a Blowjob or Blumpkin by:

1) Sucking on the tip of the dick

2) Cups the balls (like the botom of a pipe).

3) Proceeds to light the pubic hair on fire while "puffing" on the dick.

"Michelle gave me a "Pittsburgh Pipe" last night dude!"

"No Way man, that's awesome!"

"I know! I don't think my pubes will ever grow back!"

by PockaCabeza January 16, 2010

loud pipes

cars that make that loud noise wit tha pipes. almost always being flashy with tha nice rims, a nice paint job, interior etc. made famous by the Cash Money Millionaires

"Loud pipes big rims whodi that's how I like it" -Lil Wayne

by INfaMousgUrL2002 August 1, 2004