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Bastard Haircut

A "Bastard Haircut" is a haircut that doesn't suit or fit the person wearing it, yet they refuse to accept it.
"Have you seen Johnny?"

"Nah"

"He's got a Bastard Haircut"
by Omega Messiah March 9, 2020
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russian haircut

a prank, commonly pulled by students at school, involving the act of rubbing the bent knuckles of the index and middle fingers aggressively against the surface of the scalp, resulting in a friction burn caused by the pulling of the skin of the scalp and the pulling of the hair
on international culture day at school, many were fascinated when listening to igor’s presentation on russian culture, except that changed after his demonstration of the russian haircut.
by yggLLd March 13, 2020
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Walmart Haircut

It's when you twist the girls pubes into a ponytail and then proceed to bite down on said ponytail and yank it out then kiss it back into her mouth
Yooo! man shit got freaky last night, I ended up giving her a Walmart Haircut during foreplay
by Jake paul-sama May 9, 2020
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Mexican haircut

That shit type of haircut you are forced to get for 15 dollars at a barber and end up getting a fuck ton of that chemical that gives you a lot of acne and shit . It is especially awful if you get it before a first day of school because then everyone would be telling you how you be built like a coconut and then at the end of day your parents to go you and say, "at more a mi presosio bebe". FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!
Billy: *gets a Mexican haircut*
Barber: "do you like how you look?" while handing over the dollar store mirror

Billy: "yes", *even though he hates it but can't say that because of the amount of anxiety and lack of social interaction he has*
by Albertoh5 August 27, 2020
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Middle Class Haircut

This is a term used as an insult to somebody who is completely basic rich person. Not limited to only rich people any conformist person can be a middle-class haircut.
A real middle class haircut just walked into with his boys acting like he owns the place.
by Brick and Mortar September 16, 2020
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Legacy Haircut

Long, curly, or wavy haircut that is usually slicked back. You have to be good at life to have a legacy haircut, and you will get bitches with one.
Kyle: Dude did you see Evan's legacy haircut?
Ryan: Yea he's gettin all the ladies right now with that goin for him.
by Dr Mc Danglesauce June 21, 2012
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Carradale haircut

A stylish haircut in the style of Neenie. Also sported by The Walker Brothers in the 1960s
Look at him, he's got a Carradale haircut
by A Carradale Galbraith November 4, 2011
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