greatest soccer goal ever

There are a lot of candidates but in general the Maradona second goal to England on 1986 world cup is voted as the best of all time.

The greatest soccer goal ever was made by Maradona at 1986 Soccer World Cup

by akochmer September 05, 2014

we all have goals.

response when someone does something goal worthy.

you: I'm gonna poop in your face hole!
me: we all have goals.

by richardisadick July 04, 2014

never ignorant getting goals accomplished

acronym for "nigga}"

Tyrone: You know what nigga stands for, right?
CJ: Naw.
Tyrone: Never ignorant getting goals accomplished, my nigga.

by dat_booty_tho September 08, 2015

Irish goal

In soccer or any other sport with a goal net, when a shot flies harmlessly over the goal. In Gaelic football, such a shot would be worth a point.

What a lovely Irish goal

by larryofthelemurs July 09, 2011

Three Hole Goal Hat Trick

The act of penetrating and ejaculating in a woman’s vagina, anus and mouth in a single sexual session. A more difficult. version of Three Hole Goal.

Max wanted to take the Three Hole Goal to a whole new level when you ejaculatef in his girlfriend’s vagina, ass and mouth in a matter of hours thus completing the Three Hole Goal Hat Trick

by Kim Maxwell March 06, 2018

Scoring on his Own Goal

A phrase for cumming on your dick during masterbation or beating the meat

When Dan was about finished jerking off before he was scoring on his own goal.

by kagz123 February 24, 2008

My goals are beyond your understanding

A quote from the 2014 Flash TV series that reached meme status.

Reverse Flash: "My goals are beyond your understanding."

by Aqxer June 15, 2021