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Glowing crotch

When people play on their phones during Spanish class. If other kids want to call eachother out on it, they will say "Is that a glowing crotch?" Many people will find it hilarious and disgusting if you refer to phones this way. Indeed, a spanish teacher once said "Stop staring at your crotch and smiling, while poking it." They hide the phone under the legs near the crotch, so that teachers can't see it, and its glowing, so it gets the name "Glowing crotch"
Juan:Sees Andrew playing on his phone "Is that a GLOWING CROTCH?"
Andrew: "What um of course not"continues playing
by DEPDIP May 22, 2017
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glow box

When a woman opens her legs and her vagina is a bright hue that it appears to glow.
She said "come dive in my glow box," so I said "yes ma'am!"
by KingJDH099 June 4, 2017
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textual glow

The glow of light that shines off an assholes face at night while they are illegally texting on their phone while driving
That fucking asshole has some real textual glow. Plus he’s in my fucking way
by Sue donnim November 26, 2017
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Bro-glow

The vibrant glow that bros achieve after a bro-ing out session. This can be considered the male equivalent of blushing.
After they shotgunned beers and chest bumped each other, the bro's faces had noticeable bro-glow.
by Trademarked by RyKat October 13, 2016
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Snow not glow

A term used during Minecraft Live 2020 to tell people to vote for the icologer to be added to Minecraft 1.17 and not the glow squid.
Person 1: I'm voting for the glow squid!
Person 2: Snow not glow!
by EnderKB130 October 3, 2020
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Hydro Glow

The look of extreme pleasure after smoking extremely tasty, or powerful, hydroponic marijuana. Usually consists of wide open red eyes, accompanied by a wide grinned smile, and soon followed by a look of ultimate relaxation.
After smoking that Blueberry Kush, I had the Hydro Glow. People could see for miles around that I was tore up.
by The_Hydro_Glo September 23, 2013
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Feel the glow

I can already feel the glow from your speech.
by GlowerPhobtham February 25, 2023
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