glow

Verb. Relaying information to, or being an asset of some government intelligence agency, usually the CIA or NSA

"Just because you buy your phones from china doesn't mean they wont glow, you'll probably have some CCP shit on there, they will just glow a different color."

"Sometimes I wonder if Bitcoin was created by the NSA to make currency glow more."

by Sturdy Runner February 20, 2022

Glow up

A life long process were one strives to improve their life and/or appearance over time

"wow she's really had a glow up sense high school!"

by elliejoy225 April 23, 2023

textual glow

The glow of light that shines off an assholes face at night while they are illegally texting on their phone while driving

That fucking asshole has some real textual glow. Plus he’s in my fucking way

by Sue donnim November 26, 2017

Victim-glowing

Opposite of victim-shaming. Highlighting that someone is a victim of something and worthy of praise and attention, especially when they really weren't.

Stop victim-glowing that young, aspiring trophy wife by saying she was a victim of that rich man.

by Bambiimunkii January 30, 2024

No Glow

Neither a glow up or glow down. Not changing in physical appearance.

Everybody had a glow up since middle school.

Yeah, I know, except for Jeremy, he had a no glow.

by Vigar29 March 5, 2022

Glow Squid

1) An underwater Minecraft Mob that, like it says on the tin, is a squid that glows. It lights up underwater areas and drops Glow Squid Ink, but has little other purpose.

2) In a poll or competition, to win not based on one's merit but based on the endorsement of someone with influence, in reference to the Minecraft Glow Squid's divisive win against the Moobloom and Iceologer in its Mob Vote, often believed to have been caused by Minecraft Youtuber Dream's endorsement of the Glow Squid.

1) The Glow Squid doesn't actually have a hypnotizing status effect. Shiny things in video games just hypnotize you anyways.

2) That Twitter poll would have totally turned out differently if there weren't a bunch of influencers glow squidding the vote.

by Chrispies September 15, 2022

beep glow

The way your face looks after you have sexual intercourse with another being. For guys mainly fast growing facial hair and for girls a shiny glowing skin!

Oh! Maggie you have beep glow! Oh… I know what you did

by user76543210 January 7, 2022