Fraud of the Gaps

Wherever there is a hole in a conspiracy is further proof of said conspiracy.

When I told him the post office worker retracted their claim of fraud he said it's obvious they threatened him.

Sounds like the fraud of the gaps.

by reverendwaynard November 11, 2020

knee gaps

Sometimes legs are so fat the knee caps are concave causing a gap.

Damn did you see those fat ass legs, she had some serious knee gaps

by Johnpricey October 18, 2017

Sash Gap

When the vagina temporarily looses its tone following the penetration of a object of impressive girth, leaving a gaping “sash gap” until it tightens back to normal.

“The girl in that video took an entire fire extinguisher, but I was even more impressed by the massive Sash Gap when she took it out”

by The_Boner_18 November 13, 2021

tenure gap

The difference in the overall personalities and classroom behavior between teachers (specifically high school teachers) who have received tenure, and those who have not. For example, a teacher without tenure may be overly cautious in class in order to avoid offending anybody in the slightest, whereas a tenured teacher simply couldn't give a shit.

Person 1: "Hey, dude, how do you think our chemistry teacher got away with whipping his dick out in class?"
Person 2: "You know, the tenure gap."

by Pleco September 27, 2017

gap filler

A behaviour that is conducted to avoid awkwardness when there is no one talking. It can be a useless sentence or an unnatural smile etc.

A: Oh the weather is nice.
B: Was that just a gap filler?

by Geniou3 October 26, 2019

Bendes' Gap

The space between the goalie and the goal in foosball. If not properly covered, bank shots are easy to score.

I just scored on the Bendes' Gap.

You need to cover the Bendes' Gap.

by nydellis September 26, 2015

Phone gap

The larger than normal space left between cars in traffic by drivers using their smart phones.

The line at the drive thru was wrapped around the building because of all the phone gaps.

by Aeroscout February 11, 2023