by anthony nichols February 4, 2009

1. A contraction of 'fucking' and 'custard'.
2. Custard employed as a lubricant in the act of copulation.
2. Custard employed as a lubricant in the act of copulation.
Mother: It's stewed apples and custard for pudding, dear!
Son: Fucktard again?
Mother: Okay big boy. Slide it in!
Son: Hold it right there Mother, I'll just get the fucktard.
Son: Fucktard again?
Mother: Okay big boy. Slide it in!
Son: Hold it right there Mother, I'll just get the fucktard.
by AThousandCuts May 27, 2010

by tt February 18, 2003

by JWolff August 30, 2006

a combination of "fucking" and "retard", therefore, making anyone, whom this descriptive noun is place upon, a fucking retard.
by the dudette October 28, 2003

by Teh Deputy November 24, 2003
