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fucktard

1. A contraction of 'fucking' and 'custard'.

2. Custard employed as a lubricant in the act of copulation.
Mother: It's stewed apples and custard for pudding, dear!
Son: Fucktard again?

Mother: Okay big boy. Slide it in!
Son: Hold it right there Mother, I'll just get the fucktard.
by AThousandCuts May 27, 2010
mugGet the fucktardmug.

Fucktard

Heehee Chris is such a faggot! He can't get laid! I'm gonna beat him up in-real!
by tt February 18, 2003
mugGet the Fucktardmug.

fucktard

You are a fucktard
by Dana November 9, 2003
mugGet the fucktardmug.

FuckTard

When someone is acting really stupid and dumb
Jeez that guy is a real fucktard on the road
by JWolff August 30, 2006
mugGet the FuckTardmug.

fucktard

a combination of "fucking" and "retard", therefore, making anyone, whom this descriptive noun is place upon, a fucking retard.
"you're such a fucktard when in comes to math"
by the dudette October 28, 2003
mugGet the fucktardmug.

Fucktard

<noob> HOW DO I CHANGE MY AVATAR?!!11 WHERES THE MODERATORSZ?!11

<vet> STFU u FUCKTARD.
by Teh Deputy November 24, 2003
mugGet the Fucktardmug.

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