Fake and front

The act of being nice and friendly to people, when in reality you can't stand them. This happens mostly at work.

Putting up a front; being fake.

Putting on a facade.
Person 1: I can't stand Sue, but I know I need to be nice to her for appearances sake.

Person 2: Ahh, the old fake and front.
by Hoosker-doos August 30, 2014
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front wipe

The act of wiping your butt-hole from in-between your legs, rather than the tradition behind the back method. Usually resulting in smearing, ball berries, and everlasting virginity.
"I just tried the front wipe, and got crap all over myself."
by Roghog October 09, 2014
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buck fronts

damn that girl has some gnarly buck fronts.
by b0n3sk1 September 24, 2008
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touch fronts

After the party last night, Mike and Jane went home drunk to touch fronts.
by schwagnasty May 28, 2023
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Double Front

Double Front, Double Fronting, Double Fronted

Definition: Exciting sex act involving three people, where two sets of female genitals are presented to a lucky third party for the purpose of maximum arousal and visual stimulation.
"How was your weekend Alex ?"
"Ohhhh man , it was so good!!!! Lucy and Georgia double fronted me! It was hot af"
"Double fronting?"
"Yeah broseph, I lay down, they both took their panties off and knelt just above my head...two pussys right there, in my face dude!"
"Awww dang! I'm jealous bro!"
by baby girl 2 hot 2 handle xoxo September 05, 2023
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front story

The same as your back story only different. The direction is different. Your front story is Vuja De and your back story is Deja Vu. Since Deja Vu is been there done that then Vuja De is going there doing that. If people don't know your front story then they can't come alongside you and help you because doing so helps them.
In order to realize that we have enough overlap to help each other going forward after just meeting I'd need to know as much about your front story as possible.
by Netfriending September 08, 2018
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Front Trunking

The act of waving your penis up and down like an Elephants trunk whilst wearing an Elephant G-String and making elephant sounds.
Shower me with your Front Trunk!, Been Front Trunking since been Front Trunking.
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